What should Bush's* title be?

[Renew Deal]

Poll question: What should Bush's* title be?

Poll result (44 votes)
President Bush	(3 votes, 7%)	Vote
Der Furer Bush	(18 votes, 41%)	Vote
Emporer Bush	(3 votes, 7%)	Vote
Genaralissimo Bush	(3 votes, 7%)	Vote
Messiah Bush	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Caesar Bush	(2 votes, 5%)	Vote
King Bush	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Mullah Bush	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
The Sultan of Bush	(2 votes, 5%)	Vote
Ayatollah Bush	(13 votes, 30%)	Vote

[Fenris]

1. His Chimperial Highness

[Auntie Bush]

4. It would make my day if some journalist called him Mr. Bush.

[smirkymonkey]

2. The Chimporer

or better yet, "Indicted."

[hlthe2b]

3. Leavenworth Federal Inmate number 99999999....................eom

[Bluebear]

5. Whatever the next inmate # is.

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[spanone]

6. Czar of Man

[Eric J in MN]

7. Thief nt

nt

[camero]

8. On what meat doth our Caesar feed?

Bloody meat apparently.

[dweller]

9. Mr. Moron

or 'Moran' if you are so inclined.

dp

[Skittles]

10. F***ING ASSHOLE

yes, I believe that one fits best

[0007]

26. I can't think of anything good, I'll buy that one

[IronLionZion]

11. Der Fuerer Bush Mullah Ashcroft and Ayatollah Rumsfield

[whistle]

12. How about....

...King Baby!!!

[Cat Atomic]

13. Leiutenant Bush.

Get his ass back into uniform and let him fulfill his duty.

[Bucky]

14. OK, call me a stick in the mud. I'm voting for "President Bush"

Yeh, yeh, I know. He wasn't really elected--what with all the chadhung ballots and the invalidated Gore write-in votes and the people bumped off the Florida voting rolls because they had the same names as convicts. I'm outraged by all that. But like most Democrats I have this dominant "fairness" gene in me that keeps on wondering "What if the shoe were on the other foot?"

Even if I don't respect the man, I have to respect the office. The president is someone who speaks for all the people, even if he's a guy who can hardly even speak a coherent sentence off the cuff. No one would be more please than me to see Bush wearing "Leavenworth Federal Inmate number 99999999"--but until that day comes (or at least until there's an election they can't rig) he's still the president.

If I were to meet him in person, I couldn't just say "Hey you, you're a fucking crooked asshole" because he represents the people and the country that I love. Instead, I would have to say "Excuse me, Mr President, but you're a crooked asshole, sir." Because I'm a patriot first.

[countmyvote4real]

16. delete

[glarius]

15. The Village Idiot!

nt

[countmyvote4real]

17. In all fairness and PC equal offense for all

there should be options in this poll for Father, Reverend, Pastor, Rabbi and Messiah *.

[smirkymonkey]

18. You forgot "God"

[Nailzberg]

19. I'll settle for Ex-President.

[Solly Mack]

20. Inmate number # 487-05-9832

That's the best title he could have

[Fozzledick]

21. Rutherford Hayes was called "His Illegitimacy" after stealing an election

In a more modern, less formal tone I think of bush* as simply "that bastard"!

[TruthPrevails]

22. Son of Satan

Because the evil advice that he is been hearing from above could only be from daddy Satan.

Explains the birth of the AntiChrist perfectly.

[MinnFats]

23. I'm still fond of 'amoklauffer'

it's german.
it means: runner-amok or one who runs amok.

Bush, the Grand Amoklauffer. Heil!

[fujiyama]

24. Ayatollah

fits especially well after that Woodward interview. He really comes off a maniacal, messiahnic freak....He's been appointed by God to do this work.

Fuckin lunatic.

[kaitykaity]

25. King George the Lesser.

There are just too many!!

[DinahMoeHum]

27. King Douchebag.

n/t

[gandalf]

28. the guy was named "der fuehrer" (the leader)

you forgot the h.

The Fuehrer has no indulgence for errors (only for those related to 9/11).