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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:37 PM
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Poll question: What should Bush's* title be?
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 11:11 PM by Bleachers7

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:39 PM
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1. His Chimperial Highness
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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:46 PM
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4. It would make my day if some journalist called him Mr. Bush.
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:42 PM
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2. The Chimporer
or better yet, "Indicted." :evilgrin:
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:43 PM
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3. Leavenworth Federal Inmate number 99999999....................eom
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:48 PM
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5. Whatever the next inmate # is.
.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:48 PM
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6. Czar of Man
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Eric J in MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:49 PM
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7. Thief nt
nt
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:55 PM
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8. On what meat doth our Caesar feed?
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 10:56 PM by camero
Bloody meat apparently.
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:57 PM
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9. Mr. Moron
or 'Moran' if you are so inclined.

dp
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:59 PM
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10. F***ING ASSHOLE
yes, I believe that one fits best
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 06:22 AM
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26. I can't think of anything good, I'll buy that one
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:00 PM
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11. Der Fuerer Bush Mullah Ashcroft and Ayatollah Rumsfield
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:01 PM
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12. How about....
...King Baby!!!
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:01 PM
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13. Leiutenant Bush.
Get his ass back into uniform and let him fulfill his duty.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:04 PM
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14. OK, call me a stick in the mud. I'm voting for "President Bush"
Yeh, yeh, I know. He wasn't really elected--what with all the chadhung ballots and the invalidated Gore write-in votes and the people bumped off the Florida voting rolls because they had the same names as convicts. I'm outraged by all that. But like most Democrats I have this dominant "fairness" gene in me that keeps on wondering "What if the shoe were on the other foot?"

Even if I don't respect the man, I have to respect the office. The president is someone who speaks for all the people, even if he's a guy who can hardly even speak a coherent sentence off the cuff. No one would be more please than me to see Bush wearing "Leavenworth Federal Inmate number 99999999"--but until that day comes (or at least until there's an election they can't rig) he's still the president.

If I were to meet him in person, I couldn't just say "Hey you, you're a fucking crooked asshole" because he represents the people and the country that I love. Instead, I would have to say "Excuse me, Mr President, but you're a crooked asshole, sir." Because I'm a patriot first.
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countmyvote4real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:10 PM
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16. delete
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 11:12 PM by countmyvote4real
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glarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:05 PM
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15. The Village Idiot!
nt
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countmyvote4real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:13 PM
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17. In all fairness and PC equal offense for all
there should be options in this poll for Father, Reverend, Pastor, Rabbi and Messiah *.
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 01:03 AM
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18. You forgot "God"
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Nailzberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 01:05 AM
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19. I'll settle for Ex-President.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 01:10 AM
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20. Inmate number # 487-05-9832
That's the best title he could have
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Fozzledick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 01:28 AM
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21. Rutherford Hayes was called "His Illegitimacy" after stealing an election
In a more modern, less formal tone I think of bush* as simply "that bastard"!
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TruthPrevails Donating Member (22 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 02:17 AM
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22. Son of Satan
Because the evil advice that he is been hearing from above could only be from daddy Satan.

Explains the birth of the AntiChrist perfectly.
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MinnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 02:33 AM
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23. I'm still fond of 'amoklauffer'
it's german.
it means: runner-amok or one who runs amok.

Bush, the Grand Amoklauffer. Heil!
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 03:27 AM
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24. Ayatollah
fits especially well after that Woodward interview. He really comes off a maniacal, messiahnic freak....He's been appointed by God to do this work.

Fuckin lunatic.
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kaitykaity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 04:38 AM
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25. King George the Lesser.

There are just too many!!
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 09:28 AM
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27. King Douchebag.
n/t

:evilgrin:
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gandalf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 09:34 AM
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28. the guy was named "der fuehrer" (the leader)
you forgot the h.

The Fuehrer has no indulgence for errors (only for those related to 9/11).
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