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Racenut20 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:12 AM
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How do you keep Bill Bennett quiet ???
He is on Tweety doing his best to be intrusive in everyone elses comments.
A: Throw an Ace of Spades on the floor between his feet !!!
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LittleApple81 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:13 AM
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1. He is so authoritative but he is getting so humongous that it is
hard to concentrate on what he is saying instead of worrying about him having a heart attack at that precise moment.
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Racenut20 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:17 AM
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2. Hmm, is that true in all cases?
I gained some weight when I quit smoking. Now I am afraid to quit gambling..
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LittleApple81 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:19 AM
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6. I don't know what you look like. But he definitely does not look healthy
n/t
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Mika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:17 AM
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3. Put him in front of a roulette wheel in Vegas. That'll shut him up
Or, sit him in front of a poker table.

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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:19 AM
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5. He doesn't play table games. One arm slot machine only
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:00 PM
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17. and he had the slot machines delivered to his hotel rooms
because he wanted to hide his addiction.
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swinney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:07 PM
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18. Delivered what else to his room?
snort snort?

suck suck?
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markomalley Donating Member (412 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:17 AM
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4. Two ways
  • One is not politically acceptable in this country but was used frequently by some giants like Ustinov.
  • Another is to turn the TV off.


Personally, I support the second method. Get your news from DU.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:34 AM
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7. if I hosted a spin/talk propaganda show ...
... before he said anything, I'd ask him if he's been to Vegas lately ... hoping to throw off his stride ...

:P
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PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:40 AM
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8. i'd give him a bucket of quarters. the lard ass.
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 10:41 AM by KleverKittie
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:44 AM
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9. Tell Tweety to ask him about the dominatrix
There's a lot more to do in LV than just gambling.
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Algorem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:46 AM
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10. She must have things to stuff in his mouth.
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:57 AM
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12. Hmmm...
How 'bout a pair of socks from a teenie's hockey bag? Ahh, the aroma!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 12:48 PM
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15. LOL!
You guys crack me up.

Bill Bennett, Big Time Perv. It just fits, doesn't it?
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 10:57 AM
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11. Tweet asked him 'do you want to bet?'
in regards to Bennett's prediction on Kerry's VP choice...

Bennett responded muttering something like 'what are the odds?' or that is what it sounded like. At the end of the program, check it out.

dp
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Redleg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:00 AM
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13. Hit him in the throat.
That's the only way to shut down those loud-mouthed bastards.
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randr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:03 AM
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14. Make a bet with him that he can't keep his mouth shut
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shimmergal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 12:57 PM
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16. Send him back here to Vegas
so his gambling can keep putting food on our children's tables!
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