Count the verbal stumbles: "insticated"?

[skeptic9]

An 18-minute reading is going to be very long for Dubya if he starts slurring his words in the first paragraph.

[tabasco]

1. Bwaaha! I've been waiting for this!

The dimwit couldn't get two sentences in before he started flubbing! If this wasn't such a fkkking tragedy, it would be comedy.

[skeptic9]

3. Do you think he washed down his tranquilizer with a "nip of gin" tonight?

[fizzana]

2. "I gave a purple heart to a number of wounded soldiers"

So they have to take turns wearing the medal.

[Zero Gravitas]

4. "coa-lish"

did the little buffoon just say "co-a-lish" ?

[spanone]

5. sobernty for soverienty(sp?)

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

6. reminant instead of remnant at the beginning

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

7. reminant instead of remnant at the beginning

[mountainvue]

8. Cant wait for

the questions!

[skeptic9]

9. "Indiminate"? I think HE's been "inDIMinated".

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

10. reminant instead of remnant at the beginning

[skeptic9]

22. Looks like your browser hiccupped too, just like mine.

[Vickers]

11. "Talibam" ????

:wtf:

[skeptic9]

12. "Indiminate"? I think HE's been "inDIMinated".

[skeptic9]

13. "Indiminate"? I think HE's been "inDIMinated".

[KamaAina]

14. Secretary of *State* Rumsfeld!!

Poor Colin Powell better log on to Monster.com right away!

[gardenista]

15. "They seek to inTIMinate"

That's right, they are seeking to spread their Tims all over the free world. They hate us for our FREDum.

[skeptic9]

16. "Indiminate"? I think HE's been "inDIMinated".

[skeptic9]

17. "Indiminate"? I think HE's been "inDIMinated".

[skeptic9]

18. "Indiminate"? I think HE's been "inDIMinated".

[skeptic9]

19. "Indiminate"? I think HE's been "inDIMinated".

[Tellurian]

OMG He's Loaded!

[skeptic9]

20. "Indiminate"? I think HE's been "inDIMinated".

[skeptic9]

21. "Indiminate"? I think HE's been "inDIMinated".