30 Minutes and Counting - Chimp Must Be Shitting His Pants At This Hour

[matcom]

only his THIRD prime-time PC in his tenure!

Poll Question: HOW MANY sets of Disney boxers has this MORAN stained in the past 15 minutes?

i'll start.

FIVE

[liveoaktx]

1. How many tubes of fake tan has he run through?

[MidwestTransplant]

2. Chug alug

[kanrok]

3. I beg to differ

Real men go "commando" when giving a press conference. I suspect he's gone though two pairs of chinos and a pair of jeans today. I believe he will wear a pair of dark brown slacks for the big event.

[frank frankly]

4. pharaceuticals for dinner

and he drank his lunch

[tedzbear]

5. Nope. The doc gave him a Xanax and a Ritalin.

So he can be relaxed but alert.

The problem is the three martinis he'll sneak in the green room. Muhahahahaha!

[masshole]

6. I bet his practicing his smirk in the mirror

I dunno. I got a strange feeling. I'm thinking this is going to be nothing more than a campaign commercial, with no substantive questions from the hand-picked questioners.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. Ok I'll bring it up here

it's a petty topic and not worthy of its own thread, but weird nonetheless.

The hair. WTF is going on with his hair????? He is the president of the US (presumably). He is running for re-selection in the biggest national campaign EVER. He has TONS of advisors and staffers around him.

You would THINK someone would say "hey you need a trim", or "hey what's up with those little flip-up curls in the back?" or "hey let's get rid of his bedhead hair so people won't know he takes four naps a day" or something along those lines. Can someone get the man a decent trim and some hair product to help the frizz? Can we get some Queer Eye for the Retarded Guy here?????

[Lisa]

9. maybe his hairstylist (the lady from Afghanistan) is getting her revenge!

I have to admit, if I had that job, I'd be tempted to do weird stuff to his hair too, just to remind him that he should be keeping his promises. I'd be trying that Donald Trump look on him!

[Daisey Mae]

8. By now he's dipping into Rush's stash ..... He drank his lunch....

[goclark]

10. It's Pampers Time

for little Bozo the Clown.

Let's see how much juggling of the truth he will make with this commercial tonight.

[DemoTex]

11. 60 seconds

.

[DemLikr]

12. No way, Mat. Xanax takes the edge right off that roaring anxiety.

That and a double scotch on the way out the door.