Even if he has an articulate speech writer, and, can read his teleprompter

[MoonRiver]

what the hell can * say tonight? Bottom line, he's up shit creek without a paddle.

I hope after his anemic introduction, the WH press corps grows a spine and gives little emperor the kind of interrogation he so royally deserves.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. I'll tell ya what he'll say

mark my words:

"stay the course" --at least seven times or more

"they hate freedom" --at least three times or more

"insurgents", "small gangs", "small amounts of insurgents" and etc along those lines--at least three times or more

"freedom", "democracy" as pertains to Iraq at LEAST six times or more

etc.

Anyone want to add to the list?

Oh and he'll confirm the June 30 coitus interruptus, ooops I mean withdrawal date.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. Oh and I forgot

he'll talk about how wonderful it is in Iraq.

That's the part that always makes my jaw drop. No matter how many times I see evidence of how incredibly out of touch the bushies are, proclaiming Iraq to be doing great is just beyond the pale. It's a freaking mess, to make an understatement.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

4. he'll wallow on the bodies of the dead

and insinuate that any criticism of his administration is an insult to what they 'fought and died for'

[louis-t]

2. It'll be the same old, tired

blah, blah, hate us for our freedoms, blah, blah, Iraq doing great, blah, blah, we did everything we could, blah, Clinton's fault, blah......enfuriating.

edit: oh yeah, I forgot the "small band of insurgents" routine.
Silly me.

[RedSock]

5. baghdad bush

he'll put that baghdad pr clown to shame tonight.