RW talking pt on Clinton 9-11 testimony - 'C lied before , why believe

[bobbieinok]

him now??

they ALWAYS have to bring up Clinton

[trumad]

1. Clinton lied...Nobody died

I love it when they bring that up... I kill them them... easilllly!

[robbedvoter]

2. Don't believe him. let his documents do the talking for him

few noticed that Clarke said the Clinton military plans against Afghanistan were attached to his jan 25 memo/Sept 4 plans.
BFEE ended up using his plans belatedly while badmouthing him for doing nothing. And now they hide his documents so people won't find this out.

[snippy]

3. Compared to Bush, Clinton hardly ever lied.

Bush is the most compulsive and incessant liar in the history of American politics.

Bush claims that John McCain has an illegitimate Negro daughter and the yawning boy was not there and was not yawning and besides he was standing some place else and Richard Clarke had complete access to Bush and Rice which proves that Clarke was out of the loop which is Clinton's fault which means that unnamed White House sources may be identified whenever Bush wishes even though everyone except Bush himself knows where he was during his Alabama National Guard service which was after he volunteered to go to Viet Nam but before he was no longer required to take a flight physical and about the same time that God ordered Bush to smite Saddam which is Clinton's fault because the 60 lines of embryonic stem cells amd more arsenic in the water and more mercury in the air prove that republican science is better than sound science but the Bush administration did not illegally conspire to illegally reveal the identity of a covert CIA operative which resulted in 2,000,000 new jobs being created because democrats support terrorism and are not good Americans just as the Jews were not good Germans and the White House is cooperating with the 9/11 commission which is why the White House withheld documents and called the republicans on the commission before Clarke testified since the dental xrays prove that Bush did not ignore either the repeated warnings of the dangers of al Qaeda and Osama or the August 2001 intelligence briefing specifically warning of the upcoming 9/11 attacks because the United States is a nation with a mission and that mission is to bring freedom to every single person in the world which will cut the deficit in half if you do not count those parts of the deficit which will increase under Bush which is Clinton's fault but the boxes from China were labeled "Made in USA" which resulted in 2,600,000 new jobs being created even though the $400 billion decorative medicare turkey was not labeled $550 billion and was passed without bribery or criminal deception which proves that government spending under Bush has gone down if you do not count the increased government spending under Bush which is Clinton's fault and Bush's plane to Baghdad was spotted because before Saddam bought the uranium and became an urgent but not an imminent threat which is Clinton's fault Bush had no plans on his desk to invade Iraq since the invasion was not planned before Bush took office even though it was the subject of Bush's first national security council meeting and the aircraft carrier was too far offshore for the Navy to make a large enough "Mission Accomplished" banner to describe the WMD we have found in Iraq some of which Saddam was giving to Osama for following Saddam's plans and using Iraqi hijackers on 9/11 which is Clinton's fault but everyone who pays income taxes got a tax cut which created 3,000,000 new jobs and allowed Iraqi oil revenue to pay for the cost of the reconstruction of Iraq after the invasion by a small number of troops who would be greeted with floral program related activities except for the dead and wounded troops who are being brought home secretly which is Clinton's fault since Bush is the one who hugs the mothers and the widows and the wives and the kids and that is why Bush who will use the jawbone of an ass to force OPEC to open the spigots and who is responsible for good economic numbers but not bad economic numbers which is Clinton's fault wrote the poem that he did not write blaming Laura for dropping the dog.

There is no subject so somber, serious, or shallow that Bush will not lie about it. The only other option is not to lie. And that apparently is something Bush can not do.

FIRE THE LIAR

[Vickers]

10. Wow, that is fantastic!

That is absolutely the funniest, most spot-on and brilliantly self-righteous rant I have EVER seen!

Bravo, bravo!

:toast:

You mind if I use that as a reply to my occasional RW email buddies?

[snippy]

11. Thanks. Feel free to use it as often as you wish.

[librechik]

4. Yes, we should turn that around on the lying Chimp!

Clinton lied but once, but the shrub lies every time anyone syas "Mr. President" and he answers!

[LittleApple81]

5. This morning on Washington Journal they said there was a site

where they had a clip of Clinton mentioning in a speech that a country (was it Sudan?) had tried to hand Bin Laden to the US and that the US government had said no. Apparently, and I don't know how RW could know this, during his testimony he said this was not true.
Anybody heard this?

[Old and In the Way]

6. An anti-Clinton person I know made that point while we were

having drinks with a group of people a few weeks ago. He's always been quick to control the conversation when discussing politics, I've noticed.

The subject got around to the Bush lies on WMD. He said (and I paraphrase) "Let's not go there....Clinton was impeached for lying."

I said, "tell me another lie Bill Clinton told". Silence.
I then said, "should a pResident that lies about WMD that leads to 600+ American deaths, thousands wounded, and costs us $200TT be impeached"? He said, "too soon to say no WMDs". Another person said..."Bullshit, do you really believe what you are saying?"...everyone laughed. It was great...needless to say, he pretty much kept his RNC talking points to himself.

[mzmolly]

7. And "technically" Clinton did not lie under oath.

He asked for a definition of the words "sexual relations" before answering the questions from what I hear. And the definition did not include *cough* Oral sex. ??? :shrug:

[ComerPerro]

8. Honestly, that is all they have

They know Bush is a stupid fucking asshole who would sell his own mother or daughters for a bit of cocaine.

They know he is the dumbest, laziest, sleaziest, most corrupt president that we have ever had, and possibly the stupidest man to ever hold any office of any kind at any level of government in any place on the planet.

But they are still proud of him (because, face it, hardcore republicans are really that stupid and that sycophantic). Why do you think Rethugs are so receptive to fascism?

The sad thing is, they know that he really has to virtues or redeeming qualities. Not a one.

They know that, at the very least, he is a fanatical moron who if at minimum is dangerously incompetent and completely unqualified to lead even a grade school field trip, let alone a nation.

Since they can't really defend him by pointing to his merits and good qualities (of which he has not a one), they resort bashing Clinton.

Apparently lying about a few blowjobs to a bunch of right wing fanatics is much worse than lying about nuclear weapons, justifications for war, hundreds of American deats, or the events that led to the worst terrorist attack ever to occur on American soil.

They are stupid, stupid, stupid.

[Catherine Vincent]

9. Ditto!