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PragMantisT Donating Member (893 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 07:18 PM
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Ever fashion a shiv out of an aluminum can and a toothbrush?
Just wondering because you can bring a toothbrush on a commercial airliner, and they will give you an aluminum can full of a refreshing beverage that anyone trained by the CIA could take into a restroom and use to manufacture an implement dangerous enough to menace a flight attendant or two. And if you are really smart, you can pick out the Air Marshall or a pilot and commandeer a gun?

Just wondering.

Naaaah, with all the security, it could never happen.
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PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 07:26 PM
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1. Where there is a will...
You could also file a credit card to an extremely sharp edge and have an undetectable, nifty blade. Many, many options.
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amazona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 07:27 PM
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2. good luck getting a whole can of refreshing beverage these days!
I think you are too optimistic. For your $200 air ticket, they are only giving you a fraction of a can of soda poured over ice in a small cup! Then they have the nerve to tell you that you should be hydrating yourself because of the dry cabin air. How? On at least three flights I can think of offhand, I had to beg for water because I was very close to vomiting. Occasionally you'll get the whole can but certainly if I were CIA I wouldn't rely on it.
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Ysabel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 07:39 PM
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3. my aunt wears so much hair spray...
that one time when she gave me a hug - a sharp curl of her hair almost poked my eye out...

could probably be used in a pinch...


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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 08:15 PM
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4. On a 4000 mile flight on a 757 I took a little over a year ago
They server a 'meal' that included heavy duty plastic utensils. I mean the serrated plastic knife was right out of First class. It could have been used to fell small trees. The fork didn't bend either when used to cut the 'chicken'. I looked for some heavy duty stuff when I got back home, but never found anything like they served. I would have kept it, but I didn't want to be caught with a 'weapon'. It'd be my luck to be singled out for a strip search.
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PragMantisT Donating Member (893 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 09:47 PM
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5. Zippy the Pinhead sez...............
Are we feeling safer yet?
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 10:04 PM
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6. you can't carry nail clippers, but a disposible cig. lighter is ok.
Edited on Mon Apr-05-04 10:04 PM by KG
airline security is the worlds biggest joke.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 10:07 PM
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7. You can make a gun out of a magazine and matchheads.
I'm sure you can those on board a plane as well.
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mouse7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 10:17 PM
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8. "...And thank you for flying Oz Airlines."
Too much HBO.
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PragMantisT Donating Member (893 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 12:34 PM
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9. To beat a criminal
think like a criminal.

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