CONTEST WITH MOVEON.ORG by Al Franken 4/4/2004 at 22:33
It?s my honor to team up with MoveOn.org, which I am told has made use of the Internet to great effect. While I myself do not have an Internet, my son does, and he says you guys are terrific.
Here?s the deal. My job is rhetorical jiu-jitsu: I take the words of right-wing jerks, and I use those words to heap scorn and ridicule upon them. It?s what I do. And I need your help. These guys say so many stupid and dishonest things every day that no one man possibly can sift through all of them. I need you to be my eyes and ears, so that no right-wing ideologue can ever again safely traffic in distortion and calumny.
Yea, I say unto thee. Let the flaming sword of justice rain down blows upon them, that they may rue the day when this contest was announced.
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http://www.moveon.org/franken/) to submit. We?ll put the best stuff on the air, and send the winner a signed book. Signed by me. Al Franken.
The future of our nation rests in your hands. Good luck!
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