Has Chimpy Ever Experienced an Original Thought?

VolcanoJen

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 09:14 PM
Original message

Poll question: Has Chimpy Ever Experienced an Original Thought?

This poll is specifically related to the revelations that Bush is suddenly concerned with "looking good" to the 9/11 Commission by allowing Rice to testify.

Have fun!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Fovea

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 09:20 PM
Response to Original message

1. I read it all first in

Oedipus Rex.
Then he sucked up Karl Rove's misunderstood witicisms from N. Machievelli.
Somewhere along there he read the entire classics comics illustrated version of the New Testiment.

But that and the complete collection of drinking songs from
Skull and Bones is the contents of *'s brain.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

VolcanoJen

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 09:25 PM
Response to Reply #1

2. Oedipus Rex. Perfect analogy.

Good stuff, realpolitik!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Zomby Woof

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 09:31 PM
Response to Original message

3. Other

I am sure it was his idea to trade Sammy Sosa to the Cubs back when Chimpy ran the Rangers (into the ground). Who else would have been so stupid??

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

VolcanoJen

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 09:34 PM
Response to Reply #3

6. So, you voted "Yes"?

;-)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Zomby Woof

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 09:39 PM
Response to Reply #6

7. No!

It had to be "other" so that I can elude Poppy's CIA goons! Plus, I wanted to keep the "Yes" number at zero... :think: Yeah, that's the ticket...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

mr_du04

(170 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 09:32 PM
Response to Original message

4. No, No, and No n/t

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

mtnester

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 09:32 PM
Response to Original message

5. Yes...

"I think I will have a beer"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Zomby Woof

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:07 PM
Response to Original message

8. ZombyKick

For Jen-Jen.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

VolcanoJen

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Mar-31-04 04:42 AM
Response to Original message

9. VolcanicKick (self-serving)

Heh...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

mouse7

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Mar-31-04 04:58 AM
Response to Original message

10. One as Rangers owner..."Let's trade that Sammy Sosa guy."

He was the ONLY person who thought of that one.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

sweetheart

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Mar-31-04 05:04 AM
Response to Original message

11. His only thought "How can I FUCK this person over."

repeating over and over and over... six billion times.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Syxx

(7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Mar-31-04 05:09 AM
Response to Original message

12. I Chose Other.

This was his last original thought I'm sure...

"I think I'll have a pretzel."

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Tue Apr 23rd 2024, 07:19 PM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.