Bush Truths

[rucky]

The Bush Lies list is getting way too long, so I thought it would be a good idea to start one of Bush truths. Times he's told the truth. Shorter list. More managable.

OK, I'll start...

I think he really did make the pie higher. That was no lie.

any others?

[AngryYoungMan]

1. His favorite sandwich REALLY IS peanut butter and jelly, as he told Oprah.

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[KissMyAsscroft]

2. The children IS LEARNING DAMMIT!!!

And I stand by that truthitude!!!!!!!!

[theorist]

5. By the capitalization and liberal use of exclamation points,

I have a feeling you're misunderestimating him. Y'see, he's not that bad, because he can really reach out to hispanos.

[uhhuh]

3. How about a half truth

"I will export death and violence in four corners of the world in defence of our nation".

[izzie]

8. That is a good one. Can we get it in a bumper sticker?

Don't you love it when know it alls get it?

[theorist]

4. Right after 9/11...

"And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." --Washington, D.C. October 4, 2001.

I'm not sure what this was in reference to (I can't find it on whitehouse.gov), but he's definitely not lying.

[catzies]

10. Try the Complete Bushisms at Slate...

...they should have it along with the attribution.

[lojasmo]

6. "I don't read"

".....I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."

Pretty sure that's true.

[izzie]

7. He did get people to gether. The Democrats and rest of world.

:crazy:

[rucky]

9. :kick: