Need a good "DU" sig line for a non political board

[NewJeffCT]

I also post on a hobby-related non-political board and I've noticed a few Reich Wing sig lines on there recently, so I'd like to come up with a quick, funny one or two line sig to put in mine on that board in response.

The one that got my goat was Rummy's quote on going to war without France is like doing something without an accordion. Or, something like that...

any ideas? It should be just plain text - no pictures or flashing/scrolling words.

[trotsky]

1. Marya Mannes

"The suppression of civil rights is to many less a matter for horror than the curtailment of the freedom to profit."

[GregW]

2. Here's one from Paul Begala on Xfire

"If we ever find a way to run cars on air, they're going to want to drill in Bush's head next."

[Creamed Corn]

3. Don't take them head on

See if they'll agree with something nuts, like: "Privacy is for terrorists."

[JNelson6563]

4. The floggings will continue until morale improves

[Richardo]

5. The "morally treasonous" quote from TR is the best...

A Republican President defending the right (really the obligation) to criticize the President.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president.. is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonous to the American public."

That REALLY gets them.

[NewJeffCT]

6. good one...

I currently have the Hermann Goering quote about people being brought around to the bidding of their leaders... but, I like that one.