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RamboLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:13 AM
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Doonesbury: His Teeth Were There: Was He? $10,000 if you prove it
http://doonesbury.msn.com/strip/bush_guard.html

Fill in the Witness Registration Form.

For the past twelve years, George W. Bush has had to endure charges that he didn't take the final two years of his Guard service as seriously as duty required. (For updated timeline, click here.) And the two witnesses who have come forward in support so far haven't exactly cleared things up. We at the Town Hall believe that with everything he has on his plate, Mr. Bush shouldn't have to contend with attacks on the National Guard, which is serving so bravely in Iraq. And we're willing to back up our support with cold, hard cash.

His teeth were there. Granted, this has been tried before. In 2000, concerned veterans in both Texas and Alabama offered cash rewards to lure former guardmates of Mr. Bush into stepping forward, to no avail. The problem, in our view, was that these enticements weren't serious enough, that the sums offered were insulting. In contrast, we at the DTH&WP respect how inconvenient it can be to subject yourself to worldwide media scrutiny in general, and Fox News in particular, and are thus prepared to sweeten previous offers by a factor of five. That's right, we're offering $10,000 cash! Yours to either spend or invest in job creation. All you have to do is definitively prove that George W. Bush fulfilled his duty to country.

So don't let the smear artists define the president. If you personally witnessed George W. Bush reporting for drills at Dannelly Air National Guard Base between the months of May and November of 1972 we want to hear about it. Help Mr. Bush put this partisan assault on his character behind him, so he can focus on more serious issues like jobs, the deficit and the coming civil war in Iraq. Just contact us below with the salient details. If we think you're a possible winner, we'll get back to you pronto. Good luck to all contestants!

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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:37 AM
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1. Now How Much For...
someone to step forward and say he saw * during those months...in a Houston halfway house. Any takers???
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 03:16 AM
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2. We need a pack of cards for all who trained with him and also......
Some of those dead or alive posters.
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DeepModem Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 06:12 AM
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3. LOL!
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