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Virgil Donating Member (410 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 09:50 AM
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What is the mission statement of the Democratic Party?
When you start a business you will have to draw up a mission statement to borrow money? Where is the mission statement of the Democratic Party? Surely there is one.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 09:51 AM
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1. I'd say look at the platform...
...other than that, mission statements per se are so much tripe-filled gruel.
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 09:53 AM
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2. "We will do anything we can to keep Republicans in power"
I think that's it.
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bowens43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 09:53 AM
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3. I hope that it is
"To Kick Bushes Ass"
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 10:04 AM
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4. Do you mean something like this:
"It is our job to seamlessly fashion multimedia based methods of empowerment so that we may competently network business infrastructures to set us apart from the competition."

Or...

"We strive to seamlessly utilize resource-leveling opportunities in order to professionally leverage other's scalable methods of empowerment while maintaining the highest standards."

Or how about something like this...

"We have committed to competently leverage existing high-payoff solutions while maintaining the highest standards."

Maybe you can find one here for the Party that you'd like: http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/bin/...

Mission statements are the biggest waste of time and money a company can have. Mission statements are also one of the biggest money making scams a consultant can run on a company. Once a mission statement is put together and the consultant paid, the statement ends up being stuck in some drawer somewhere and people go about business as usual. Sometimes they're printed and framed and hung on a wall for everyone to walk by and no one reads or really cares about.

I hate mission statements and I sure as hell hope the Party hasn't wasted good money on coming up with one.
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