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locopolitico Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 01:14 AM
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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes
The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"Sarah Palin continues to make significant contributions to the English language. She asked, 'Is Libya a war, an intervention, a squrmish, what is it?' Squirmish is how I feel every time I hear Sarah Palin talk." Jimmy Kimmel

"Congress is mad at President Obama because he didn't consult them before the war in Libya. Congress got us into two other wars and put us 14 trillion dollars in debt. I can't imagine why he didn't consult them." Jay Leno

"The rebel army in Libya is just like 1,000 guys in Toyota trucks. The world is asking the question; can 1000 anti-government guys in pick-up trucks with small arms, take over a country of millions? To which I say, ask the Teabaggers." Bill Maher

"Republican Congressman Tom Marino, who is on the Foreign Affairs Committee, said: 'If we go into Libya, where does it stop? Do we go into Africa next?' So, you see why he's not on the Intelligence Committee." Jay Leno

More here: http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2011/04/02/the-weeks-...
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freshwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 01:51 AM
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1. Leno and Maher nailed it!
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 03:37 AM
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2. K&R! Thanks!
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