"Replace Rahm with me"... an open letter from Michael Moore

[Lifelong Protester]

Dear President Obama,

I understand you may be looking to replace Rahm Emanuel as your chief of staff.

I would like to humbly offer myself, yours truly, as his replacement.

I will come to D.C. and clean up the mess that's been created around you. I will work for $1 a year. I will help the Dems on Capitol Hill find their spines and I will teach them how to nonviolently beat the Republicans to a pulp.

And I will help you get done what the American people sent you there to do. I don't need much, just a cot in the White House basement will do.

Now, don't get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, 7 days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day (see photo). Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me:

"THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!"


link: http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/mikes-letter/president-obama-replace-rahm-me-open-letter-michael-moore

[Lifelong Protester]

1. I see I am once again late to the party and this is already

on the front page (Danged if I didn't think I had scanned pretty well) SORRY FOLKS~ Mods can delete as you see fit.

[gateley]

3. It's worth it for those that didn't see the previous post. Consider it a PSA. :-) nt

[Mira]

4. I know how you feel. I did the same thing and

while I was deleting it I got 9 recommendations.
This is a powerful letter,just let it roll on.

All's well.

[Tesha]

6. Actually, this deserves to be all over DU. (NT)

[robinlynne]

2. Please Obama. Listen to the man!

[Stardust]

5. Does anyone think there's a snowball's chance in hell that Obama will see this?

Oh, would that it were...would that it were.