Amazing Dogs Demonstrate 'Teabagger' Stupidity

[Don Davis]

http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/01/18/dogs-demonstrate-teabagger-stupidity/

[AnArmyVeteran]

1. Will Tea Baggers this pledge?

Will you Tea Baggers this pledge? 

"I, ____________, a conservative republican tea bagger,
do hereby pledge to boycott all socialist programs like
police, fire, and emergency services, medicare/medicaid,
public buses, public rest stops, public highways, public
schools? I further refuse to be protected by the socialistic
military. I refuse to accept any aid from the government and I
hereby pledge to tell my parents to stop using Medicare and
Social Security benefits because I (as a tea bagger) will now
let my parents live with me and I will pay all of their
medical bills. I, as a tea bagging right winger, do hereby
make this pledge"

But first, "Tea Baggers" should refrain from
participating in 'Tea Bagging' because according to
dictionaries 'Tea Bagging' means "dipping one's testicles
into the mouth of another person's mouth". This is the
dictionary definition, not mine. But now I understand why Tea
Baggers are always so eager to go to their Tea Parties. I
thought they were going to those parties to protest the
government, but know I know they are going to have sex with
each other. But one question, since almost all tea baggers
going to those parties are men, that must mean that Tea
Bagging men are engaging in this sexual practice with other
men.

I think 'Tea Bagging Conservatives' are thinking more about
their genitals than 'patriotism'.  LOL, poor right wingers...