Barbara Bush's Uterus (The REAL WMD)

[batman]

Over the last 3 years, I’ve devoted much thought
Thinking about all of the trouble we’ve wrought
Of the millions of people affected by a few
and what true a leader with wisdom might do
As I pondered these questions, one thought came to me
In all of our searches for WMD’s
The real global terror is in front of us
The source of true horror is Barb’s uterus

Just think, if ole Georgie had never been born
We wouldn’t be talking ‘bout the new Desert Storm
There wouldn’t be people at Guantonomo Bay
Waiting for trials that “won’t come today”
We wouldn’t be worried about “terror alerts”
Or hundreds of children needlessly hurt
by “smart bombs” that rain down out of the sky
or numerous servicemen waiting to die
It makes me want to stand up and cuss!!
Damn you Barb, and your uterus!!

And lets not forget ole’ Jeb down in Florida
What he’s done for democracy is really quite horrida
The GOP's “grooming” this turd for the job
Yeah, that’s what we need, another hillbilly slob!!
Someone who couldn’t care less for the masses
who kisses the butts of the privileged classes
Say goodbye to freedom, (if there’s any left)
We’ll all be the victims of corporate theft
The only jobs left will be serving mint juleps
mowing their lawns and planting their tulips
I don’t want to fight, and I don’t want to fuss
But I blame Barb and her damned uterus! :nuke:

~Dan~ aka Batman

[roughsatori]

1. I love it, thanks for posting, and welcome to DU

It was funny, I honestly did laugh out loud, and you're pretty good with the meter and end-rhyme, both exact and near. I even loved florida/horrida.

[0007]

2. ....and Rumsfield would be sleeping under a bridge somewhere

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[batman]

3. Thanks

I am sure I'll enjoy it here...

[Divernan]

4. Funniest post heading ever!

Florida/horrida - are you the reincarnation of Dr. Seuss?