President Obama rips off mask, unveils alien lizard head....

[Warpy]

WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama stunned the Washington press corps today, as he ripped of his mask, unveiling his true self - a giant alien communist lizard. Obama then announced he had addicted all American children to heroin and create a super army of Obama-bots that will rove the Earth like in “War of the Worlds.” Still, the press corp seemed to ignore this entire episode, and continued to quiz Obama on health care reform.
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Ok, seriously, this is getting impossible. How in the hell do you satire people who are now convinced that an Obama pep-talk to students is, in all actuality - a shrewd move meant to turn your children into an elite Obama fighting force? I mean, what the fuck?

Do you folks realize how hard it is to write satire about people that are clinically stupid? Because, let’s face it, about 25 percent of the U.S. are blindingly dumb. They scream for government to get out of Medicaid. They’ll claim America has the best health care system in the world. They’ll rail against taxes when the taxes they currently pay are near historic lows. These stupid people are in most need of help, and are fighting it every step of the way.

More of a beautiful rant at http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2009/09/03/barack-obama-rips-off-mask-unveils-alien-lizard-head-forces-kids-to-become-heroin-addicts-blah-blah-blah/

[LeftishBrit]

1. k&r - the sad thing is that it's not that far off some serious articles!

[rocktivity]

2. Didn't Obama rip off an Obama mask

during a Saturday Night Live skit? (Gets off shiftless lazy ass and does her own research) Yep!

:rofl:
rocktivity

[quiet.american]

3. Thanks for the link! nt

[1monster]

4. I was asked the other day by a very low level school district employee (I'm very low level school

district employee, too, by the way) how I felt about Obama.

I answered that while I supported him, I was disappointed with him on some issues, I had a favorable impression of him.

He then asked "What about this speech he's going to make indoctrinating our school children in to socialism?"

??????????

It said so in the newspaper, he said. :eyes:

I had been doing lesson preps for four different subjects everyday and had not had time to keep up with the scuttlebutt, so was clueless on that, but let him know that I thought it was BS and racist and then gave him whatfor about the news media in this country being owned by the big corporations and that pure capitalism (the best system in the world, he said) was poison. Capitalism needs to be very strongly regulated... look what the banks did to us!

That began was the Democrats and Clinton's fault he said. They were the ones who encouraged Fanny May and Freddie Mac to blah blah blah.

I must admit it is scary and depressing out there these days.

[quiet.american]

7. You know what? -- Thanks for fighting the good fight.

:fistbump: :kick: :

You spoke up. That means a helluva lot.

[1monster]

8. Thank you. You know what? I accidentally walked off with his time sheet folder

and left mine behind. :yoiks: :hide:

I'm going to have to do some real maneuvering on Tuesday to get it back to him as I'm in a different school.....

It wasn't on purpose, I promise!

[dccrossman]

5. K&R

Too true

[Elmore Furth]

6. K&R

Lizard people rule!