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bain_sidhe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 09:55 PM
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LOL! - "Boink a Babe for the Band"
Found this in a newsgroup I frequent, about the education funding crisis in Texas, where the legislature is in special session to figure out how to fund the schools. The Gov's idea? Sin taxes. But as Jayme Lynn Blaschke notes, the people of Texas just aren't bad enough to close the budget hole that way. Jayme's solution? Legalize prostitution, and dedicate the taxes to the schools!

...the marketing slogans practically write themselves: Cathouses for Kids! or Brothels for Books! trip off the tongue. And Im certain the entrepreneurial spirit and sense of civic responsibility would pay off in handsome ways. Instead of charging students fees to participate in extra-curricular activities, schools could line up sponsorships and fundraisers with area bordellos. Instead of Worlds Finest Chocolate and boring magazine subscriptions, kids could now go door-to-door peddling Boink a Babe for the Band certificates.


More: http://jlbgibberish.blogspot.com/2004_04_18_jlbgibberis...
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:02 PM
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1. Foxy Mothers, Support Your Schools Now!
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:03 PM
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2. Bush Sale For Books!
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:03 PM
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3. ROFLMAO!
Just when I think Texas can't get any crazier! Of course, Ohio ain't that far behind in the unbelievable nutball department.
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:03 PM
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4. Tail Sale For Tubas!
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:05 PM
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5. Get Your Middle School Muff Pies Here!
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:10 PM
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6. "Don't Forget Your MILF Money!!' nt
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bain_sidhe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 12:58 AM
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7. Do it for the kids!
That's my personal favorite anyway.
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