What Jeff Sessions Really Thinks About Sotomayor

[Demeter]

http://blog.buzzflash.com/peyser/1199

What Jeff Sessions Really Thinks About Sotomayor -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser



Why do I hold this senorita
In such very low regard?
My first name is Jefferson!
My middle is Beauregard!

I'm a proud southerner!
We're the best of mankind!
White men totally rock!
(Especially the Klan kind.)

I lost a federal judgeship
The Democrats conspired
Just 'cause I said the ACLU
Was "Communist-inspired."

That's why I hate Sonia
And all the left-wing picks:
I'm still mad '‘bout how
I got 86'd back in '86.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at [email protected].

[MADem]

1. I could hear that little peckerwood putting an r in the word PICKS!

It would suit his manner of speaking....