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Pat Buchanan is a Cracker

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WillYourVoteBCounted Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jun-05-09 01:05 AM
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Pat Buchanan is a Cracker
From one of my favorite blogs.

Margaret and Helen

Best Friends for Sixty Years and Counting…

Pat Buchanan is a Cracker

Posted by: Helen Philpot | June 4, 2009



Margaret, this old gal has clearly lived too long. Never in my life did I think I would see a bunch of old, white men claiming they are being discriminated against. I am sure the Hispanic women who cleaned their houses today are having a good laugh… or a good cry. Honestly, the absurdity of it all is more than I can take. Stick me in a hole and throw some dirt on top of me. I’m done.

If you are born a white, male Christian in today’s world and life didn’t turn out the way you wanted, you probably have only yourself and the Rush Limbaugh Show to blame. Some exceptions probably do exist, but if you’re a commentator on a cable news channel you’re probably the rule and not the exception.

Pat Buchanan is an idiot. I mean it. Really.




Helen, dear, I sent an email to that talented Susan Boyle telling her that I thought she had the voice of an angel and that I wanted her to sing at my funeral. Her response said she was free next Thursday.



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   Pat is the sound of crackers  havocmom   Jun-05-09 01:05 AM   #1 
   Saltine??? nt  rpannier   Jun-05-09 01:07 AM   #2 
   crispy cracker  proud patriotLead Moderator   Jun-05-09 01:07 AM   #3 
   Male, Pale and Stale.  whathehell   Jun-05-09 01:33 AM   #4 
   Nothing would plesse Paddy Pat more than to be cracking the whip in the old barn to make his point.  GreenTea   Jun-05-09 02:49 AM   #5 
   Life’s a bitch… and so is Dick Cheney.  underpants   Jun-05-09 03:53 AM   #6 
   I don't doubt it for a second.  BlueMTexpat   Jun-05-09 06:17 AM   #7 
   he is a 'Self Proclamed'... FASCIST..  sam sarrha   Jun-05-09 06:38 AM   #8 
   LOL! K+R for Margaret & Helen! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Jun-05-09 07:25 AM   #9 
   I consider myself...  Rebubula   Jun-05-09 08:14 AM   #10 
   May I be as spry and astute when I am their age  AwakeAtLast   Jun-05-09 11:38 AM   #11 
   Belated kick.  dbt   Jun-08-09 07:29 AM   #12 
 
havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jun-05-09 01:05 AM
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1. Pat is the sound of crackers Updated at 11:02 AM
snapping
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jun-05-09 01:07 AM
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2. Saltine??? nt
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proud patriot Lead Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jun-05-09 01:07 AM
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3. crispy cracker
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4. Male, Pale and Stale.
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5. Nothing would plesse Paddy Pat more than to be cracking the whip in the old barn to make his point.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jun-05-09 03:53 AM
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6. Life’s a bitch… and so is Dick Cheney.
http://margaretandhelen.wordpress.com/2009/05/23/lifes-... /

I doubt that this is really a Margaret and Helen writing this but it is still pretty funny
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BlueMTexpat Donating Member (727 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jun-05-09 06:17 AM
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7. I don't doubt it for a second.
I've known, and still do, quite a few sassy Dem ladies in their 80s and beyond who are just like them. Some are/were in my own family.

I hope to be just like them when I get there myself, and I'm not that far away age-wise.

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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jun-05-09 06:38 AM
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8. he is a 'Self Proclamed'... FASCIST..
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9. LOL! K+R for Margaret & Helen! n/t
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10. I consider myself...
...a Cracker since I came from the South and I see it as a humorous, inoffensive label. I am more than a Saltine though...more of a buttery Townhouse cracker.

I may have to look for this blog...the comment about Susan Boyle at the bottom is priceless...
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11. May I be as spry and astute when I am their age
The crack me up! :rofl:
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12. Belated kick.
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