HEY! I've got something to sell *you*! Act now supplies are running out

[underpants]

Death and taxes, now I can't help with both God knows I'd love to but one of them I can. All I need is proof of citizenship, your time, and your unquestioning belief.

I can end taxes. I can make sure YOU of all the parties involved will be the first in line! All you have to do is show up!

I'll be in the carriage just outside of town. I have snake oil available too.

[NV Whino]

1. Do you sell bridges, too?

I have a nice orange one for sale.

[underpants]

2. I sure sure I do this all the time

You are one lucky man I have a great record on bridge sales

Now just sign here and here....aaaand here a bit of formality Do you have the deed? Good. We need that. Stupid bureaucrats and all that.

Okay so we have this all ready to go. Just a matter of time now. I have to run now but I will be back as soon as possible and you are not going to BELIEVE the results.

It is a pleasure doing business with you. Trust me you will never forget this.

[Seldona]

6. Wonderful. Do you work on consignment?

I've a backed up stock. I could use a good salesperson.

heh

[underpants]

7. Look look look I don't know about that intricate type of thing

I am just a businessman. I just make money. WE make money between us we will make money my record is clear

:evilgrin:

[cliffordu]

3. And after that, with all your non-taxable income, We can sell you this 90

day program to help 'Pray away teh ghey!!11!!!11!!!'

Act now!!! Limited time Offer!!!

(Void where prohibited)

Liberal activists and social reformers and Obamamaniacs need not apply. God help you....

[Systematic Chaos]

4. You might as well be Walking on the Sun.

:P

[underpants]

8. .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNxWxg_mpks

[panader0]

5. This sounds like one of those Joe the Plumber deals........