The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 356

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The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 356

January 19, 2009
End Of An Error Edition

I don't have much to say this week. Just a song for George, and a walk down memory lane.

And now...



...the end is near...



...and so I face...



...the final curtain.



My friend....



...I'll say it clear...



...I'll state my case...



...of which I'm certain.



I've lived...



...a life thats full...



...I've traveled each...



...and every highway.



And more...



...much more than this...



...I did it my way.



Regrets...



...Ive had a few...



...but then again...



...too few to mention.



I did...



...what I had to do...



...and saw it through...



...without exemption.



I planned...



...each charted course...



...each careful step...



...along the byway.



But more...



...much more than this...



...I did it my way.



Yes, there were times...



...I'm sure you knew...



...when I bit off...



...more than I could chew.



But through it all...



...when there was doubt...



...I ate it up...



...and spit it out.



I faced it all...



...and I stood tall...



...and did it my way.



I've loved...



...I've laughed and cried...



...I've had my fill...



...my share of losing...



...and now...



...as tears subside...



...I find it all...



...so amusing.



To think...



...I did all that...



...and may I say...



...not in a shy way.



No...



...oh no not me...



...I did it my way.



For what is a man...



...what has he got?



If not himself...



...then he has naught.



To say the things...



...he truly feels...



...and not the words...



...of one who kneels.



The record shows...



...I took the blows...



...and did it my way.



Dear soon-to-be-ex-pResident Bush,

As you crawl back to Texas in disgrace may I just say on behalf of everyone who was lucky enough to survive the eight long, miserable years of your twisted, planet-fucking maladministration, a very sincere and heartfelt "Go screw yourself."

Please, don't let the White House door hit you in the ass and propel your pathetic face into the gravel one last time on your way out.

Yours,

-- EarlG

The Top 10 will return with a regular edition in two weeks, on Monday February 2.

[Maccagirl]

1. No words

except an appreciation of a damn fine piece of work Earl G! Thank you.

[Lucian]

2. Best "Top Ten" ever.

Thank god the eight-year-old nightmare is finally over.

[DUlover2909]

3. My goodness that's alot of conservative idiocy crammed into one person.

[Optical.Catalyst]

13. That is a lot of criminal actions crammed into one person

[The Doctor.]

4. Ok... who else just went through and sang it aloud?

Sure, everyone in 200 metres of my voice needs therapy now (I love a good marketing plan), but seriously... try it!

[Skittles]

6. I did

yes INDEED

[nxylas]

53. Not me, I'm at work

My voice would require me to sing Sid Vicious's version rather than Frank Sinatra's anyway.

[Skittles]

5. simply awesome

[BobTheSubgenius]

7. Ahhhh, memories.

" Memories.... of holding hands and red bouquets and twilight trimmed in purple haze...and laughing eyes and simple ways...and quiet nights and gentle days..."

Oh, hell. Never mind.

Thanks once again, EarlG!

[happygoluckytoyou]

8. The average IQ of Crawford just dropped by 3

You gotta love DUBYA.... nobody else in America could be so hated that ANY DEMOCRAT COULD WIN... nobody else in America could RUIN the "Great GOP Takeover" and blow it for the entire party for the next 40 years----- DUBYA has fucked the GOP as much anyone ever could.

[Harry Monroe]

27. And somewhere in Texas, a village is getting its idiot back

[PuppyBismark]

30. No, it went up by 10 - He's moving to Dallas! n/t

[fortyfeetunder]

9. Grand salami!

EarlG hits this one out of the ball park....

Oh, maybe this should have been a touchdown!

[Number23]

10. He deserves worse.

Please, don't let the White House door hit you in the ass and propel your pathetic face into the gravel one last time on your way out.

Someone who has done such damage to our country deserves so much more than that.

For some reason, I imagine him "clearing brush" and coming across a nest full of pregnant rattlesnakes. That seems more appropriate. Yeah, George... don't let that happen to you...

[Optical.Catalyst]

14. He deserves a fair trial before the Hague

Give Bush a fair trial for war crimes, find him guilty, and carry out the punishment.

[LeftishBrit]

23. If your suggestion ever happens...

it will be the rattlesnakes who will drop dead from the poison they encounter.

[Brusselscov]

11. Don't Let the Door Hit ya

This is another buh bye W song from the group, Me and Him. My sintiments exactly.
http://www.7161.com/css_track.cfm?track__dt_track_id=17...

[Auggie]

33. Wouldn't bother me if it did

[trusty elf]

12. Thank you EarlG for helping us make it through the unmitigated disaster

that was the shrubministration.

[Hugin]

16. That picture requires a thread all of it's own!

[MarianJack]

15. BRAVO!

!!!!!

[Hugin]

17. Most accurate retrospective I've seen!

:lol:

[RubyDuby in GA]

18. That is, without a doubt, one of the greatest things I've ever seen on this website

- way up!

[Shiver]

19. 'Please, don't let...

'Please, don't let the White House door hit you in the ass and propel your pathetic face into the gravel one last time on your way out.'

Because President Obama doesn't want ass-prints on his new door. Feel free to fall face-first into the gravel, however.

[drmeow]

48. I was going to say

Yes, by all means, DO let the door hit you on the ass and please DO fall face-first into the gravel but I like your take better

[Mad_Dem_X]

20. Amen, Amen, and AMEN!

Good-bye, George! Good riddance!!!!!

[DeeDeeNY]

21. Frank Sinatra is spinning in his grave

That was amazing!!

[Aviation Pro]

22. Love the duality of the title pic.....

...a man, made up and ready (not) for his closeup, and a picture of Dorian Gray. May his aging process accelerate.

[Mugsy]

24. EIGHT years? Try FOURTEEN!!!

You think eight years of Bush is bad?

Consider the plight of those of us in Texas who, before he was President, had to endure this moron as Governor since 1994!

You think EIGHT years is bad? Try FOURTEEN!!!

[Harry Monroe]

28. As Bill Clinton said...

"I feel your pain".

[immoderate]

25. Irony: That is a French song, "Comme d'Habitude" by Jacques Revaux.

English lyrics were added by Paul Anka, who also wrote "Diana" and "You're Having My Baby."

But, EarlG, you've added a whole new level of irony to this tune. Well done, though I don't know if I can listen to it for a while.

--IMM

[Harry Monroe]

26. You've said it all!!

A big "ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER" to the biggest "Conservative Idiot" of them all!!

BTW, I'm open to suggestions from all on a new sig line. Thank God the old one will finally expire at noon tomorrow!!

[ejbr]

29. Pinch me I'm dreamin'!!! n/t

[Juan_de_la_Dem]

31. How can you not rec that? I would say "Goodbye C$%# Sucker", but that is too polite.

[madamesilverspurs]

32. Bush doesn't crawl.

He slithers.

[fiorello]

34. Where's Bush and the Easter Bunny?

It belongs in every Bush retrospective! It's at:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/top10/331

That one picture sums up Bush the Idiot. Maybe one other picture sums up Bush the Torturer. That's all history needs to know... welcome, Bush, to dustbin of history.

[tclambert]

35. So, lemme get this straight, you're sayin' the top ten conservative idiots are:

1) George W. Bush
2) George W. Bush
3) George W. Bush
4) George W. Bush
5) George W. Bush
6) George W. Bush
7) George W. Bush
8) George W. Bush
9) George W. Bush
and
10) George W. Bush

Yeah, that sounds about right. Sure will miss seeing him on TTCI.

[underpants]

36. LOL

[ladym55]

37. Bravo, EarlG!!

That song has never had a more suitable setting.

[libodem]

38. What you said, EarlG

maladministration!

[beac]

39. Brilliant work over these MISERABLE eight years, EarlG!

We are SO lucky to have had your bright wit and biting commentary to help us laugh through our tears. Bravo, EarlG!

That said, tomorrow can't come soon enough. Reading through this made me want to throw up as the myriad f-ups and violations of the Chimperor scrolled along. I'm sure there will be NO lack of Conservative Idiocy with which to fill the list, but I can't say I'll be sad to see the last of Bush's vile smirk.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

40. This has to be saved so I can read it all

Before 2010

This is so very good EarlG. Thank you.

[rocktivity]

41. Lame 54, where are you!

You've got a hell of video to do--and you'll use the punk version of the song, of course....


rocknation

[Initech]

42. Thank god we can put that fucktard behind us.

[uppityperson]

43. k&r with thanks, and well put. eom

[Soylent Brice]

44. standing ovation --- right here folks.

i salute you.

and so does this fuck...





whether he likes it or not.
may the people of this country never make such a boneheaded fucking mistake again.

[Deb]

45. you've made me laugh when I could find nothing but tears

Thanks, EarlG, we've survived to see the GOP WH Trash Night.

[proud2BlibKansan]

46. Best Top Ten yet

[tabatha]

47. I think you did more creative work on that than Bush did in 8 years.

GWB in a nutshell. Great depiction.

It could even go into a book, one picture per small page.

[SuperSloMo]

49. Ordinarily "My Way" is one of those tunes that

get stuck in my head for the rest of the day whenever I hear it, but after looking at all of those pictures at once, the song that is running through my head is "Hit the road, Jack, and don't ya come back no more no more no more no more. Hit the road, Jack, and don't ya come back no more."

[caseymoz]

50. Goodbye for now George; we'll see you again when you're put on trial.

I can't wait for your final gaffe before they haul you off to prison; I bet it will sum it all up.

[Plucketeer]

51. Ol' Blue Lies

[montanto]

52. I'm reading this as I watch * walk out The Whitehouse door

for the very last time. Bye-bye fuckhead, fuck you and your little dick too.

[Initech]

54. 8 years of that conservative beast finally brought to its knees!