13 reasons to vote for Bush (warning:nausea ahead)

[radfringe]

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13 reasons to vote for Bush
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=37478
Posted: March 8, 2004
1:00 a.m. Eastern © 2004 WorldNetDaily.com


Here are 13 things that play into the president's favor this November:

1. Pride in the United States Armed Forces
2. Laura
3. The "dumb" factor
4. Iraq
5. Hollywood
6. Al Gore
7. Canuck contempt
8. Physical conditioning
9. United Nations
10. Jimmy Carter
11. Ketchup cash
12. Cool stunts
13. Traditional marriage

[theorist]

1. Hmmmm....I just read through the "Commentary"

and I have to say that that is the worst piece of "journalism" I have ever read. I know people tend to refrain from using superlatives, but I can't think of anything worse. C'mon! I know he's attempting to approach humor, but to imply that Theresa Heinz Kerry's fortune or the fact that film actors dislike Bush are reasons to vote for the guy have got to border on insinuations deserving of a fat lip.

[DarkSim]

2. Talkabout 'free press'. This was gag inducing. n/t

[zonmoy]

3. forgot the biggest one for fundies and evangelicals

bringing on armegeddon.