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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-28-08 05:41 PM
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Fearmongers, Warmongers Gather For Annual Mongering Conference

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Fearmongers, Warmongers Gather For Annual Mongering Conference

WASHINGTONApproximately 550 mongers in the fields of war, hate, and fear mongered together at the Washington D.C. Marriott last week as part of the 34th annual mongering conference. According an itinerary released by the National Mongering Council, the three-day summit featured monger-building activities from 9 a.m. to noon, optional night-mongering seminars, and three meals a day to promote social mongering. "This is the greatest collection of mongering minds in our generation, making the conference a prime target for any number of horrific biological and terrorist attacks," fearmonger Gerald Sachs mongered. "Of course, with the current political and social climate, the main question is whether next year will be anywhere near as mongerly." None in attendance could confirm whether they would be present at next week's fish- and whoremongering conference in El Paso, TX.

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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-28-08 05:49 PM
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1. I'm one of those hopemongers, myself.
We're considered the worst by some around here.

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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-28-08 05:54 PM
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2. Mongers of the world unite!!!! n/t
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laststeamtrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-28-08 11:16 PM
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3. It was a regular Mongerpalooza, I tell ya. Funny stuff. n/t
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-29-08 04:46 PM
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4. Don't Forget the Fearmonger's Shop, in the Dales!
Chippendales, Roy'n'Dales, Mondales, and all fine malls in Minnesota.
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