Would You Buy a Used Playgirl From Mitt Romney?

[TomInTib]

Mitt "Cesspool" Romney announced his National Finance Chairs yesterday, and they included Meg Whitman, the President and CEO of eBay. Now, if you're like most people, you used to buy things on eBay, but now you find it cheaper and easier to produce your own fake sports memorabilia at home. Still, someone must be shopping there, because Meg Whitman is worth $1.3 billion dollars, even though she speaks PowerPoint nonsense like:

"As a non-Washington guy, Mitt would bring a fresh approach as well as the right tool kit and attitude needed to change Washington... (He) can tackle through the toughest problems, devise a get well plan, and deliver results."

Mitt Romney plays football with a toolbox? The toolbox is full of remedies and mail? Please, lady, I came to this seminar to learn to flip real estate, not have my intelligence insulted.

What does your brain feel like, when you ask it to build thoughts out of phrases like "devise a get well plan?" Does it hurt?

What's Mitt going to do? Right-size America by selling off the poor?

But that's neither here nor there. For all I know, Meg Whitman is a delightful dancer, a good cook, and if I were stuck next to her on an airplane, I'd take out my noise-canceling headset and hang myself with the cord.

more of a really good read at:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/would-you-buy-a-used-play_b_58661.html

[liberal N proud]

1. DNA samples?

[xchrom]

2. ...

''What does your brain feel like, when you ask it to build thoughts out of phrases like "devise a get well plan?" Does it hurt?''


:rofl: :rofl: :applause:

[fed-up]

3. most disgusting thread title ever-awful images in my head of what he used them for..ickkkkkk..nt

[Fearless]

4. Hehehe... ewwww