BUSH SET TO RE-ATTACK IRAQ, BASED ON ITS TIES TO IRAN

[Don Davis]

President Bush reassured a nervous nation today that his Administration has no intention of starting a war with Iran. However, citing mounting evidence of Iraq’s ties to “the terrorist state of Iran,” Bush claimed that a re-invasion of Iraq was necessary.

“There may have been no ties between Saddam and terrorists,” Bush conceded, “but now the evidence is overwhelming that the Maliki government is in bed with Iran, a card-carrying member of the Axis of Evil.”

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice dispelled any notion that the United States is itself responsible for the current mess: “How were we to know that a predominantly Shiite country, would become allies with a predominantly Shiite country, especially after Shiites in both countries have been cooperating with each other for years.”

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