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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:11 AM
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DEMS POST BRINKS GUARDS AT TIM JOHNSON’S BEDSIDE
Concerned that the GOP might resort to desperate measures to “recapture” the Senate, Democrats today posted more than a dozen armed Brinks Guards at the hospital bedside of recuperating Senator Tim Johnson.

Incoming Majority Leader Harry Reid explained that antennas were raised when an overweight nurse, who looked suspiciously like Dick Cheney, walked into Johnson’s room and announced: “Time for your sponge bath, Senator.”

However, the “nurse” was apprehended before doing any harm, after being overheard tellling an orderly to “Get the F**k Outta’ Here!”

Reid added that “if the Republican leadership had employed such ingenuity in Iraq, perhaps we wouldn’t be facing a mess worse than a week-old bedpan.”

CONTINUED at: http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=459
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:12 AM
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1. I almost thought this was serious
and not a bad idea either.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:20 AM
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5. I thought it was some right-wing nut
trying to stir up the baseholes ...
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:13 AM
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2. Memories of another day
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:14 AM
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3. I hope they vetted the Brinks guys.
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 07:15 AM by Kutjara
Those dark suit and sunglasses types tend to be Repugs. Wouldn't want one of the bodyguards accidentally standing on any IV tubes. ;)

The thought of Dick Cheney dragged-up as a nurse is too horrifying to contemplate.
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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:57 AM
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8. Guaranteed to bring on heart failure
"The thought of Dick Cheney dragged-up as a nurse is too horrifying to contemplate."

I'm envisioning it now...
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:15 AM
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4. Somebody should show this to Johnson after he recovers. He'll probably have a laugh. -nt
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drm604 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:21 AM
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6. K&R
:rofl:
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wildflowergardener Donating Member (863 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:50 AM
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7. Cheney
I like the picture of Cheney.

Meg
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feduppuke Donating Member (81 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:08 AM
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9. Thank You
For the mental image of Dick Cheney dressed as a nurse. If you'll excuse me, I have to get a drill so I can remove the part of my brain that created the picture before it infects the rest of my mind.

Yuck! :)
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Peace Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:12 AM
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10. I don't like jokes about Bush Junta death squads.
Ya got me, though. And I did laugh.
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