KISSINGER FINALLY CONCEDES VICTORY NOT POSSIBLE: IN VIETNAM

[Don Davis]

Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger — like the infamous Japanese soldier holed up in a cave for 30 years after WWII – has finally conceded that the war in Vietnam is not winnable.

Emerging disheveled from his think tank, wearing a bandana and tie-dyed T-shirt, along with his trademark black-framed glasses, Dr. K announced that “VC is at hand.”

Although Kissinger was loathe to admit that such brilliant ideas as the bombing of Cambodia never paid off, he was forced to finally concede defeat once he caught a glimpse of Bush in Ho Chi Minh City, wearing the native blue Vietnamese dress that even the Wizard on the Lucky Charms box wouldn’t be caught dead in.

Kissinger, however, asserted that his prosecution of the war in Vietnam was superior to the current Administration’s efforts in Iraq, “since unlike their ignorance of the Shia-Sunni divide, at least Nixon and I knew that there were both North and South Vietnamese.”

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