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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:19 AM
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WEBB 'SMITES' BACK: 'SEN. MACACA READS SMUTTY BIBLE'
Responding to the absurd attacks on the sexually explicit material in his works of fiction, James Webb, the Democratic Senatorial candidate in Virginia, came out swinging, pointing out that incumbent George Macaca Allen had been reading nothing but smut for his entire life The Bible.

Webbs comments were based on a leak from the Allen camp, in which the Senators own personal copy of The King James Bible was released, complete with a Confederate Flag sticker on the cover, and dog-eared and highlighted pages all containing some of the most X-rated passages in scripture.

From the Book of Ezekial, Allen had highlighted the passage stating:

In her youth, Oholah had lain with Egyptians, who bruised the breasts of her virginity and poured their whoredom upon her.

Immediately after, Allen had circled with a red crayon the following about Oholibah, Oholahs totally hot sister:

Like her sister Oholah she had also played the harlot in the land of Egypt, where her lovers had organs that were mulelike in size . Now she entertained drunken groups from the desert, all manner of men of the common sort who went in unto Oholah and Oholibah.

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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:35 AM
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1. Damn! - you had me for a minute there!
I wouldn't be surprised if something like this was actually TRUE.

Never can overestimate a repuke...
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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:44 AM
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3. Just for the record,
While the story is satire, the biblical excerpts are real, just in case there's any doubt. Maybe those bible-thumpers are on to something after all.
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eviltwin2525 Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:38 AM
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2. Holy F***! That's pretty sick!
Even if you're a total porn addict AND a serious Bible-thumper (work out that justaposition on your own time), those are truly pathetic passages to HIGHLIGHT for either titilation OR inspiration. Sen. Macaca is clearly in it only for self-loathing sado-masochistic humiliation -- his is the kind of infantile, repressed sexuality that produces monsters. Not that this is news.
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