TOP TEN SIGNS IRAQ IS BECOMING VIETNAM

[Don Davis]

Now that Bush has acknowledged that the current Iraqtile dysfunction resembles the Tet Offensive that doomed a former Texan in the White House, even the mentally challenged have to concede that Iraq is indeed turning into another Vietnam. So from the home offices of Anbar Province, a/k/a the “Remilitarized Zone,” here are the Top Ten Signs of Apocalypse Now II:

10. Casting calls go out for the Broadway production of Miss Baghdad.

9. Walter Cronkite is brought out of mothballs to pinch-hit for Katie Couric on the CBS Evening News.

8. Bush announces his new Iraqi strategy of “Pieces With Honor.”

7. Iraqi troops adopt 60’s slogan of “Hell No, We Won’t Go.”

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