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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:11 AM
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THE GREAT ‘ILLITERARY’ CONTEST: ‘NAME’ THE BUSH MEMOIR
Although it’s highly doubtful that he can even write (with the possible exception of putting his “X” on absurd “Presidential Signing Statements”), it’s inevitable that Bush will come out with his memoirs once he crawls back to Crawford in shame in 2009.

But it’s not too early to speculate on what the most appropriate title of the Bush magnum dopus should be. So as a service to my readers, here are my Top 25 suggestions.

Feel free to comment on which one(s) you think best, or submit your own favorite if you like:

1. Lord of the Lies

2. Neowulf

3. Oedipus Tex

4. The Scarlet Alphabet

5. All Riot On The Iraqi Front

6. The Great Bratsby

7. A Million Little Feces

8. Great Expectorations

9. War and War

10. Moby Prick

11. For Whom The Hell Tolls

CONTINUE READING at: http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=307
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randr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:13 AM
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1. Me and Barney-Lords of the Universe
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:21 AM
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2. 3 Shakespeares and Me
??
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:25 AM
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3. A Tale Of Two Brain Cells
Potus In Blunderland
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Felinity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:35 AM
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4. Fiction is Fact for Me:
Everything I Ever Wanted to Believe About How Great I Am

Warning: No fact checking allowed; this is a No Truth Zone



Or:

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Bomb the Crap Out of the Middle East
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:51 AM
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5. The Crying of Lad 43
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:15 AM
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6. Great titles! Try these...
1. How I Went From "43" to Federal Prisoner # 43-567930.

2. Why I Deserve a Pardon

3. The Islamofacists Is Still Out There - Terra! Terra! Terra!

4. It Was All Clineseseses's Fault

5. It Was All Cheney's Fault

6. It Was All Foley's Fault

7. It Was All Hastert's Fault

8. It Was All Laura's Fault

9. I Was Still Better Than My Daddy

10. How I Defeated World Terrarism
(Subtitled: My Talks With God Himself)

11. There Ain't No "W" In Team

12. It Was All Condi's Fault

13. How A Bedwetter Ran The Country for Six Years and Nine Months
by Former First Lady and ex-wife Laura Lane Welch

http://assimilatedpress.blogspot.com/2006/08/president-...

;)
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Freedomofspeech Donating Member (622 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:34 AM
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7. How to ruin a nation for dummies...
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DrRang Donating Member (415 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:42 AM
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8. Everything I Know I Learned in Kindergarten
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