THE GREAT ‘ILLITERARY’ CONTEST: ‘NAME’ THE BUSH MEMOIR

[Don Davis]

Although it’s highly doubtful that he can even write (with the possible exception of putting his “X” on absurd “Presidential Signing Statements”), it’s inevitable that Bush will come out with his memoirs once he crawls back to Crawford in shame in 2009.

But it’s not too early to speculate on what the most appropriate title of the Bush magnum dopus should be. So as a service to my readers, here are my Top 25 suggestions.

Feel free to comment on which one(s) you think best, or submit your own favorite if you like:

1. Lord of the Lies

2. Neowulf

3. Oedipus Tex

4. The Scarlet Alphabet

5. All Riot On The Iraqi Front

6. The Great Bratsby

7. A Million Little Feces

8. Great Expectorations

9. War and War

10. Moby Prick

11. For Whom The Hell Tolls

CONTINUE READING at: http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=307

[randr]

1. Me and Barney-Lords of the Universe

[Lost-in-FL]

2. 3 Shakespeares and Me

??

[jimshoes]

3. A Tale Of Two Brain Cells

Potus In Blunderland

[Felinity]

4. Fiction is Fact for Me:

Everything I Ever Wanted to Believe About How Great I Am

Warning: No fact checking allowed; this is a No Truth Zone



Or:

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Bomb the Crap Out of the Middle East

[Wickerman]

5. The Crying of Lad 43

[DeSwiss]

6. Great titles! Try these...

1. How I Went From "43" to Federal Prisoner # 43-567930.

2. Why I Deserve a Pardon

3. The Islamofacists Is Still Out There - Terra! Terra! Terra!

4. It Was All Clineseseses's Fault

5. It Was All Cheney's Fault

6. It Was All Foley's Fault

7. It Was All Hastert's Fault

8. It Was All Laura's Fault

9. I Was Still Better Than My Daddy

10. How I Defeated World Terrarism
(Subtitled: My Talks With God Himself)

11. There Ain't No "W" In Team

12. It Was All Condi's Fault

13. How A Bedwetter Ran The Country for Six Years and Nine Months
by Former First Lady and ex-wife Laura Lane Welch

http://assimilatedpress.blogspot.com/2006/08/president-...

[Freedomofspeech]

7. How to ruin a nation for dummies...

[DrRang]

8. Everything I Know I Learned in Kindergarten