Don't eat at public restaurants! Al Qaeda might be cooking!

[Eye See You]

I found this gem on some right wing blog. Enjoy!

We so lucky that president Bush are protecting our nation. But terrorists are
terrorists and they slip through the cracks! Good advice, watch what
you eat! Unless your food is made by Halliburton you might subjected to
food poisoning! Also the little demons like to attack people while they
taking a shower. Also, it might be wise to check under your car before
driving, they love car bombing. Another precaution you might want to change
your voter registration. If you are registered a Republican you could
be a target for a home invasion. Anybody could get a list of voters for
10 bucks! Be safe! Register Democrat and they won't touch you. They
terrorist are very sneaky; they pretend to be patriotic Americans. If
you see a SUV with yellow ribbon decals and support our troops stickers,
call the FBI immediately. Remember… trust no one! Why your mother could
be working for Al Qaeda! Remember! Safety first!

God bless Project for a New American Century!
God Bless Homophobia!
God bless our President!
And God Bless America!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Enronscam/

[bbinacan]

1. It just boggles the mind. n/t

[Eric J in MN]

2. It must be posted by a sarcastic liberal.

I doubt a right-wingers would write "God Bless the Project for a New American Century."

[C_U_L8R]

3. Let them stay inside

the world will be a much more pleasant place without them

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. I work for a pest control company

and I know which restaurants in town to avoid, and terrorism has nothing to do with it, unless the "terrorists" have six legs and a dark ectoskeleton....

[catmother]

5. very good. welcome to DU

:hi:

[catmother]

6. now you got me wondering about the man i used to buy

falafels from on 47th st. his name was farouk and he was from saudi arabia.:wtf:

[freeplessinseattle]

7. this is obviously sarcasm

I hope you realize that. how much more obviously sarcastic can they be, especially invoking mothers and mentioning the PNAC.

Register Democrat and they won't touch you. They
terrorist are very sneaky; they pretend to be patriotic Americans. If
you see a SUV with yellow ribbon decals and support our troops stickers,
call the FBI immediately. Remember… trust no one! Why your mother could
be working for Al Qaeda! Remember! Safety first!

God bless Project for a New American Century!
God Bless Homophobia!
God bless our President!
And God Bless America!

[Agnomen]

8. This is worthy of Stephen Colbert!

Hilarious!