A little (ok a lot) swearing, but still a good read,
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F*ck the 'New York Times'
While you were shopping, the president of the United States wiped his ass with the U.S. Constitution. The author of www.FuckChristmas.org and www.FuckTheSouth.com brings you up to date on everything you missed over the happy, happy holidays.
BY NICHOLAS WIND
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http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=25947Goddamn it. Fuck the New York Times. Those assholes have known for over a year that Bush has been taping our phone calls and we're just finding out about it now? Good thing we weren't making any important decisions 14 months ago. The next person who starts bitching about how hard the so-called "liberal media" is on the president is gonna get a jackboot upside the head. And don't get all excited that the Times finally did get around to telling us about this little caper. They only printed it because they found out they were about to get scooped by their own reporter. All the news that's fit to printŠ on my ass.
And even after the Times got around to telling us that Bush has been pissing on the Constitution for years now, that asshole just mutters the magic word-Nineleven-and all those pesky laws disappear. Luckily, we live in a republic, so our elected representatives sprang into action and talked about maybe, possibly, holding hearings on this emperor act. If they can fit it into their busy schedules. Perhaps when the forecast is a little less patriotic.
You'll forgive my lack of enthusiasm about the Democrats' semi-realistic impression of vertebrates over the holiday break. These fuckers are so bad off that they're calling a five-week extension of the PATRIOT Act a victory? Please. Do you really think some little law is going to stop the tipsy Texan from reading your mail? Well grab hold of the reality train, assholes - it's time to start paying attention to the man behind your curtains.
The insane thing about all this spy shit is that Bush could easily have eavesdropped on us without actually breaking the law-that smirking sonofabitch is actually going out of his way to thumb his nose at the courts. That's right, Bush is totally within his rights to be tapping into our calls. All he needs is a rubber stamp from a double-super-secret court that turned him down exactly zero percent of the time in 2004, when he bothered to ask. And get this-he doesn't even need to wait for a warrant before he starts listening in. He can legally tape you talking to Aunt Louise about her recipe for exploding meatloaf and get permission later. It's like they told him he could hold an election and then figure out the rules for counting votes after the polls closed.
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http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=25947