It's Good to be King George

[randomelement]

From today's Post-Gazette (http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05361/628256.stm)

As I was saying to a fellow peasant just the other day, it is ironic that this country should rebel against one King George only to bow down before another monarch of the same name more than 200 years later.

That our own King George -- he of the House of Bush -- is truly of royal blood has become clear in recent days with the announcement that he has empowered the National Security Agency to spy on whomsoever and whatsoever it wishes under royal decree.

Happily for him if not his subjects, this cannot be challenged by the picky laws and constitutional concerns that rule us poor common folk. It cannot be challenged because he says so, which is the traditional way of kings.

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Reg Henry has some good ones from time to time. Drop him a line ([email protected]) and let him know he has our support. His response back to me was:

"Thank you for your support, especially as the Serfs for King George are mustering against me."

We have to match, if not exceed, the intensity shown by these Bush ass-kissers if we EVER expect dissent to become commonplace. If we remain quiet, the assholes win .....

[stepnw1f]

1. Yeah... He Acts Like an Unhappy Jerk

while he puts on a facade.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Excellent!

I like this part:

"Henceforth, throughout the land, let him be proclaimed as His Royal Texas-ship, Defender of the Faith, Interpreter of the Constitution, Protector of the SUVs, Guardian of the Malls, Warrior King, Scourge of the Liberals, Bane of the Activist Judges, His Most High Majesty and Most Excellent King George W. the First of Many.

We beseech you, your kingship, to institute a system of hereditary peerage based upon merit and loyalty (i.e., campaign contributions) so that we peasants will have someone to look up to other than the tawdry celebrities on TV. Sir Rush of Bloviation, Sir Karl of Spin, these will be names to conjure with in the future days of dynasty. Perhaps, as a goodwill gesture, you could name Bill Clinton as a knight of the garter belt.

Please, sire, forgive us our petulant Bush-bashing of former days before we realized you wore a crown. Spy on us as much as you want because we understand now that your knowledge of the Constitution is infinitely greater than our own."

May such magnificent rants continue.

[DemInDistress]

3. That was good.. King George H'm,

What scares me is America is just one more attack away from that dictatorship.
Think if,2 major cities are nuked, or a chemical train wreck near a major city,
lost or misplaced microbe's, think 4 cities. Martial Law is around the corner. Now
what if it happened?
Bush says: America was attacked again by unknown terrorists.Due to the situation
I am imposing martial law,the following changes will take place immediately.
1. FEMA will assume all responsibilities regarding population control.
2. FEMA will control energy supplies
3. FEMA will control the highways (expect delays due to searches)
4. FEMA will control the air-waves.
5. FEMA will be supported by Dept.Homeland Security and the US Military
6. We will be seeking to temporarily suspend the "Bill of Rights"

America will recover from this horrific attack on our "freedoms" just as we did
after 911 bush says and in 6 months I will report back to Congress with our reasons for Martial Law..