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Rainscents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-05 07:22 PM
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Toying with your FREEDOM!
"The Heart of Dixie" has no love for sex toys... You have to read this, this is crazy! Only in the Red State!
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Enquiringkitty Donating Member (721 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 12:06 AM
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1. That's Right Damit!!!! Sexual self-gratification is bad for your health.
Think about it:
Hairy palms
produces rapists

How many of you squinted down at your palms .... lol!
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MojoXN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 08:22 AM
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2. Why, oh why...
DO FUCKING REPUBLICUNTS KEEP GETTING IN THE BUSINESS OF MY GENITALS???? OK, I'm calmed down now... Whew, I almost lost it there. Why? Why? Why do they insist on regulating what I do with my penis, vagina, or anus, as the case may be? What possible concern is it of theirs? Is this the fucking dark ages, where if there is one sodomite in the community, the whole town is smote? Or do these assholes really think that they're just trying to save my immortal soul from an eternity of damnation and hellfire?

Well, you know what? Let's assume that these poor misguided fucks think that they're just doing their part to "save" people. Heaven is alleged to be eternal bliss and happiness, on a personal level. What if eternal bliss for me involves having anal sex with a partner of my choice (female in my case, but to each his or her own) and shooting speedballs while I smoke joints with PCP and blaspheme God, Jesus, and all of their followers? If I lived an exemplary Christian life, repentance and all that good stuff, and this was my idea of Heaven, would I be rewarded for my faith? Ask a Christian that one, and you'll get stock response 2-Y, "If you were really a Christian, you wouldn't want that stuff." But what do you think?

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Rainscents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 04:59 PM
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3. I agree... You made me laugh!
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