Terror Suspect Arrested for Buying Guns at Krispy Kreme

[AlienGirl]

The F.B.I. says it has foiled a terrorist plot in Nashville by arresting a man who bought automatic weapons at a local Krispy Kreme donut shop on Thompson Lane.

33-year-old Ahmed Hassan Al-Uqaily was caught Thursday after buying machine guns, handguns, ammunition and hand grenades from an undercover agent.

He told investigators he was angry with the Jewish community, but as far as Channel 4 knows, there was not a specific target.


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[TrogL]

1. I wish our donut shops sold guns

[kodi]

2. well, the grits you get at a Waffle House are listed as WMDs by the UN

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[daleo]

4. Them's good eatin'

"I'll have a donut and a gun."
"Sure you wouldn't like a dozen?"
"No, just a twenty two."

[pinniped]

3. The Krispy Kreme over here makes me wait 10 days to pick it up.

n/t

[Hekate]

5. What -- now we have the Homer Simpson of terrorists?

Must ... have ... Krispy ... Kremes.
D'oh!

Hekate
D'ohnuts: heart attack in a box.

[goforit]

12. roflmao!!!!..........Yah the animation of Americans!!! Don't ya love it!!

[Dem2theMax]

22. Now THAT was truly a LOL line.

Thanks! :) :) :)

[sofa king]

6. Weird. I already made the Photoshop that fits this story.

I think I posted this here earlier this week in the "Krispy Kreme cuts jobs in Ohio" thread.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

7. mmmm.... I love glazed guns hot off the rack

They just melt in your mouth

[checks-n-balances]

8. Didn't they mean to say "OUTSIDE of" or "in PARKING LOT of" Krispy Kreme?

Sloppy journalistic writing. Makes it sound like they sell weapons over the counter as well donuts. If they're going to use the specific name of the business, then either they should have specified that it was outside the building, or else just say "at a local donut shop".

(Sorry - everyone's comments ARE funny, but Krispy Kreme has always been my favorite donut shop since childhood so maybe I'm just hypersensitive about this!)

On edit: to clarify meaning

[jmowreader]

9. What do they have, a Gun of the Month or something?

"This month's special is the H&K P7A13. Leave this gun loaded around your kids because you have to apply 15 lbs pressure to the handgrip to cock it, and kids can't squeeze that hard."

[Wcross]

10. I live near Nashville- this guy was whacked in the head.

They showed some film on the news of the search at his property. He had a van painted up like a "deadhead" would except it had all kinds of anti-jewish phrases on it- his car had the same paint scheme. He didn't do much to avoid the eyes of the local FBI office. I guess he had mentioned to a friend he would like to "go Jihad" on the local jewish population. His firend contacted the officials and they gave him enough rope to hang himself. If he was a terrorist he sure didn't try to hide it.
By the way, the feds brought the weapoms to the Krispy Creme. It must have been a sweet deal for the cops- they were probably going to the doughnut shop anyways so it got to arrest someone all in one trip.

[nadinbrzezinski]

16. Dime on dollar

If he had a last name such as Smith and was WHITE, nobody would have used the term Terrarist

Now give me two glazed, three sugar coated and an MP -5 with all the trimmings

[Wcross]

18. No, he would have been called a white supremist miltia man.

If he was an enviromentalist- he would have been called an eco-terrorist. If he was the leader of a fringe religious group he would be a "cult leader".

What is wrong with calling people what they really are? This guy has mental health issues.

[7th_Sephiroth]

19. would you like the MP-5a1 or the MP-5a5?

and might i intrest you in the 60 round drum magazine, it comes with a free dozen gunpowder sugar donuts

[Ezlivin]

11. How did you think they made the holes in the donuts?

I mean, duh!

[goforit]

13. So that's how they put their hole in the middle. Krispy Glazed bullets!!!

[Media_Lies_Daily]

14. Why is this nut-job suspected of being a terrorist?...

...I guess just using the word "terrorist" sells better?

[nodehopper]

15. no one can write clear copy anymore!

It's getting worse!

[htuttle]

17. The location for the buy should have been the tipoff...

If a purported contraband dealer wants to meet you in a DONUT SHOP...well, nuff said. :eyes:

[countmyvote4real]

23. Exactly. That was my first reaction. n/t

[yardwork]

27. ok, the thread was building....but that was the LOL moment for me!

[greyXstar]

20. Mmmm....automatic weapooons....

Obviously, someone didn't notice that cops like donut shops. :eyes:

[Deja Q]

21. * should be angered by the feds.

* supports the 2nd amendment to the hilt. We gots to have our guns so we can defend the internets and his little wood.

Doughnuts and ammo. Delish. :9

[colonel odis]

24. by god, down here in nashville we ain't sure if we love guns

more than donuts. or donuts more than guns.

sumbeech! let's just sell 'em together. ain't that whut the nra would lahk fer us to dew?

[regnaD kciN]

25. He must have confused the local KK with the local KKK...

I mean, they both started in the Deep South, so what's the difference?

Anyway, the next time I'm near a Krispy Kreme, I'm going to stop in for a couple standard glazed, one chocolate glazed, one raspberry-filled, one cruller, three AK-47s, one bazooka, one rocket-launcher, and a couple of Stingers.

(Note to Herr Ashcroft and Vaterland Security Director Ridge: the preceeding was a joke. I have no intentions of trying to obtain armaments at my local donut store. After all, Starbucks has much better prices. That was a joke, too. They actually don't. Just kidding!)

[ilovenicepeople]

26. This sounds like a terror scam to me

Doughnut make you feel like giving up your freedoms.:donut: