Cheney says US still seeking banned Iraqi weapons

[stevedeshazer]

WARSHINGTON - Jan 21 (Reuters) - U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, on the eve of a European trip where he will seek to mend divisions over Iraq, said on Wednesday the United States had not given up on finding unconventional weapons at the heart of its disputed case for ousting Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein.

"The jury is still out," Cheney said in a radio interview, referring to the failure so far to find stockpiles of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.

"It's going to take some additional considerable period of time to look at all the cubbyholes and dumps and all the places in Iraq where you might expect to find something like that," he said.

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What a liar, still trying to keep the ruse going.

[tinrobot]

1. He'd have better luck...

...joining OJ Simpson in the search for the real killers.

[stevedeshazer]

4. LOL

Hadn't heard that one.

[Dudley_DUright]

2. Let me guess Dick

The jury will be out until Nov. 2004, right?

[kysrsoze]

18. OMG, Dick. It's been months. Haven't you found anything?

I would have figured they would have planted something by now. Of course, it is just so they can have a huge discover right before the election. Throw in a terror threat and things will be quite interesting.

[Traje]

3. The only thing they're seeking...

... is a way to sneak some surplus US Army nukes from the 70's into Iraq on a C-130.

[BeatleBoot]

5. Does this explain their Mars Mission?

[stevedeshazer]

6. Well,

Maybe there's oil there.

[Pax Argent]

7. But I stiiiiillllll haaaveen't found what I'm looking for

My god, is that a real picture of Cheney?!? I could use that to keep the crows out of the corn if it didn't stunt the corn's growth.

[stevedeshazer]

8. I put one in my basement

It scares away the mice.

[Kool Kitty]

15. I can't believe that you would do that,

it just seems like such unbelieveable cruelty to animals. :7

[daleo]

9. Sure, a WMD planting would be outrageous now

But they are keeping the possibility open. In a pinch, it might fool enough rubes to make the election close enough to steal. Are there any pictures of Cheney in existence where he doesn't look like he is twisted and crazy?

[Rockholm]

23. If the glove don't fit, you can't convict...

So my guess is that the US government will have to plant some WMD's. Of course you are still looking. Keep looking. You will not find any. They don't exist. Idiot.

[bubblesby2002]

10. What a creeeeepy looking guy

I think he's scarier than Georgie. Your VP's are usually so quiet, hwo did this guy end up with so much power?

[icymist]

24. Cheney is evil!

Paul O'Neill, ex-treasury secretary, decribes Dubya in a meeting as "a blind man in a room of deaf people" The man is being led about by the nose by Cheney and the neo-cons, making Bush out to be nothing more than a despot in the company of public authorities whose consciences have shrunken and whose souls are puny in the manner of those who were around Commodus, Caligula, and Nero. In Dubya's own words: "Is our children learning yet?"

[Ksec]

11. I have a feeling he will plant them if they dont find any

I wouldnt put Anything past this evil bastard. He obviously wouldnt be above this.

[Yavin4]

12. I've Solved The Mystery of the Missing WMDs

They're with Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman's real killers.

[stevedeshazer]

13. *splork*

Nice....

[0007]

14. With Cheney's tooth sticking out in front of the others..

I get the impression that this is the way Dick flips the folks off without using his middle finger.

[ConcernedCanuk]

16. "had not given up on finding unconventional weapons" - unconventional now

.
.

They just keep playing around with words

and don't think that us "normal" Canuks notice that all these pResidental and Vice PR's bypass Canada

that's ok tho, we have good memories

the only nation that ever attacked Canada is, well guess who ?

Anyhoo,

I just hope our new PM don't drag us in with Junior's insane wars

(sigh)

[stevedeshazer]

17. We'll be back again sooner or later

You have WMD's and oil. Sorry to be rude, neighbour!

Seriously, I think you Canukistanis rock. I'm not burning any bridges.

[Razoor]

19. he looks like a bulldog fixing to jump somebody

also is it me or anyone else why is it in every picture Cheney is smirking its even in his official picture.

[The_Casual_Observer]

20. Why do they even bother to ask these questions anymore

Cheney should just hold up a sign or hand out the answers on 3x5 cards.

"It's going to take some additional considerable period of time to look at all the cubbyholes and dumps and all the places in Iraq where you might expect to find something like that," he said."

Hans Blix should sue for plagiarism.

[pinniped]

21. Battlefield deployable in 45 minutes...riiiiiight ASSHOLE.

The jury is still out my a**.

That is the face of pure evil.

[muriel_volestrangler]

22. A case for Samuel Beckett, perhaps?

ESTRAGON: Charming spot. (He turns, advances to front, halts facing auditorium.) Inspiring prospects. (He turns to Vladimir.) Let's go.
VLADIMIR: We can't.
ESTRAGON: Why not?
VLADIMIR: We're waiting for Godot.
ESTRAGON: (despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You're sure it was here?
VLADIMIR: What?
ESTRAGON: That we were to wait.
VLADIMIR: He said by the tree. (They look at the tree.) Do you see any others?
ESTRAGON: What is it?
VLADIMIR: I don't know. A willow.
ESTRAGON: Where are the leaves?
VLADIMIR: It must be dead.
ESTRAGON: No more weeping.
VLADIMIR: Or perhaps it's not the season.
ESTRAGON: Looks to me more like a bush.
VLADIMIR: A shrub.
ESTRAGON: A bush.
VLADIMIR: A—. What are you insinuating? That we've come to the wrong place?
ESTRAGON: He should be here.
VLADIMIR: He didn't say for sure he'd come.
ESTRAGON: And if he doesn't come?
VLADIMIR: We'll come back tomorrow.
ESTRAGON: And then the day after tomorrow.
VLADIMIR: Possibly.
ESTRAGON: And so on.

[boredofeducation]

25. There are more "chemical weapons" under Kodak Park

There are more "chemical weapons" under Kodak Park than you would ever find in Iraq

[digno dave]

26. ace in the hole

Planting WMDs is their ace in the hole. If polls aren't looking good come august or so they may play that card.

[LiberalFighter]

27. I wish they did find WMD

and shove them where they belong.