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Kurt Vonnegut had the best definition of religion -- it's all Foma...
OLD TIME RELIGION – Pete Seeger’s Version
Give me that old time religion Give me that old time religion Give me that old time religion And that's good enough for me
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We will pray to Aphrodite Even tho' she's rather flighty And they say she wears no nightie And that's good enough for me
We will pray with those Egyptians Build pyramids to put our crypts in Cover subways with inscriptions And that's good enough for me
O-old Odin we will follow And in fighting we will wallow Til we wind up in Valhalla And that's good enough for me Let me follow dear old Buddha For there is nobody cuter He comes in plaster, wood, or pewter And that's good enough for me
We will pray with Zarathustra Pray just like we use ta I'm a Zarathustra booster And that's good enough for me
We will pray with those old Druids They drink fermented fluids Waltzing naked thru the woo-ids And that's good enough for me
Hare Krishna gets a laugh on When he sees me dressed in saffron With my hair that's only half on And that's good enough for me
I'll arise at early morning When the sun gives me the warning That the solar age is dawning And that's good enough for me
Italic verses anonymous Folk Singers, last verse by Pete Seeger. Seeger reports that "Folk Singers" are science fiction fans that enjoy writing folk music parodies. On Pete Seeger and Arlo Guthrie "Precious Friends", Original version on Simon and Gavin "By Babel's Stream", on Ralph Stanley "I'll Wear a White Robe", on J.J. Mainer "V18", and on Woody Guthrie "The Early Years" THAT (REAL) OLD TIME RELIGION (with apologies to Pete Seeger)
Chorus: Give me that Old Time Religion, Give me that Old Time Religion, Give me that Old Time Religion ... It's good enough for me!
We will worship Aphrodite, 'Though she's kind of wild and flighty - We will see her in her 'nighty And that's good enough for me!
We'll sing praises to Apollo; Where the Sun God leads we'll follow ('Though his head's a little hollow) - He's good enough for me!
With the aid of my athame I can throw a "double-whammy" (And can slice and dice salami!) So it's good enough for me.
Let us raise a toast to Bachus, We will raise a royal ruckus, Then we'll lay us down and f**k us - That's good enough for me.
It was good enough for Buddha, As a god he kinda cute-a, And he comes in brass or pewta' So he's good enough for me! Well the Christians all are humming 'Cause they say their God is coming; Our God came three times this evening; That's good enough for me.
Uncle Crowley was a dreamer (1) At the Abbey of Thelema But his magic is a screamer, So it's good enough for me.
When the clouds they are a'rumbling And the thunder is a'grumbling, Then it's Crowley that you're mumbling, And it's good enough for me!
We will worship Great Cthulhu, (2) We will worship Great Cthulhu, And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu 'Cause that's good enough for me!
It was good enough for Dagan, (3) A conservative old pagan, Who still votes for Ronald Reagan, But he's good enough for me!
Well I'm tired of Ronald Reagan, He's too square to be a pagan, Let's all vote for Carl Sagan! He's good enough for me.
We all worshipped Dionysus 'Till we ran into a crisis - The bar had raised its prices; That's not good enough for me.
We will worship like the Druids And drink strange, fermented fluids And run naked through the woods 'Cause that's good enough for me!
We will go and sing "Hosanna" To our good ol' pal, Gotamma. He will never flim or flam ya', And that's good enough for me!
It was good enough for Isis, 'Cause she comes through in a crisis And she's never raised her prices So she's good enough for me.
There are some that call it folly When we worship Mother Kali. She may not be very jolly But she's good enough for me.
Shall we sing in praise of Loki, (4) Though he left poor Midgard smokey? Oh, his sense of humor's hokey, But he's good enough for me.
It was good enough for Loki, The old Norse god of chaos, Which is why this verse doesn't rhyme or scan, But it's good enough for me!
Montezuma liked to start out Rites by carrying a part out That would really tear your heart out, But it's good enough for me!
It was good enough for Odin Though the tremblin' got forbodin' Then the giants finally strode in, But it's good enough for me.
There's that lusty old Priapus - (5) He's just itching to unwrap us. (He'd do more to us than tap us And that's good enough for me!)
Shall we sing a verse for Thor, Though he leaves the maidens sore? They always come back for more, So he's good enough for me!
It was good enough for Venus, Of the Gods she is the meanest And she bit me on my ... elbow But she's good enough for me!
There are those who practice Voodoo, There are those who practice Voodoo, I know I do, I hope you do - It's good enough for me.
Meeting at the Witching Hour By the Bud and Branch and Flower Folks are raising up the power And that's where I want to be. 1) The Abbey of Thelema was a temple founded by Aleister Crowley in a rented villa at Cefalu, Sicily in 1920. The name for this magical temple was taken from a fictional abbey in Rabelais's satire Gargantua, where all worldly pleasures were freely indulged. As in that story, Crowley painted the words, "Do What Thou Will" over the door
2) The best answer to this question is found in Lovecraft's tale "The Call of Cthulhu". Cthulhu is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Cthulhu appears in various monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory preserves Him as humanity's most basic nightmare. Cthulhu is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever.
3) Dagan was a deity of grain, the meaning of his name in North West Semitic languages (Hebrew, Ugaritic), this latter a fact that betrays Dagan's origins in Syria and Canaan before the spread of his cult throughout the ancient Near East in the late third millennium BCE. As the "corn god", Dagan was popularly associated with fertility and prosperity, and was held in some traditions as the inventor of the plough.
4) Loki is one of the major deities in the Norse pantheon. He is a son of the giant Farbauti ("cruel striker") and the giantess Laufey. He is regarded as one of Aesir, but is on occasion their enemy. He is connected with fire and magic, and can assume many different shapes (horse, falcon, fly). He is crafty and malicious, but is also heroic: in that aspect he can be compared with the trickster from North American myths. The ambivalent god grows progressively more unpleasent, and is directly responsible for the death of Balder, the god of light.
5) Priapus' attribute This god is mainly known for his huge virile member, and the size of it is so enormous that it has been called "column", "twelve-inch pole", "cypress", "spear", "pyramid", and many other names of the same kind referring to the dimensions of his penis. And just as Zeus shows his thunderbolt, Poseidon his trident, Athena her spear, Apollo his golden arrows, Hermes his caduceus, Dionysus 2 his thyrsus, Heracles 1 his club, so Priapus cannot but proudly exhibit his penis, which best represents him, and without which he is weaponless. This is the reason why his privy parts are always shameless displayed in erection.
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