Bush to Sharon: Exercise, diet and work less hours

[Scurrilous]

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"U.S. President George W. Bush told Prime Minister Ariel Sharon to eat less, work less and exercise more in a Tuesday phone call after Sharon's release from a Jerusalem hospital after treatment for a mild stroke, a government statement said.

A pale but smiling Sharon was released from Hadassah University Hospital, Ein Karem on Tuesday morning, declaring that the incident would not have an impact on his work.

Bush called to wish him well, and advised him, "be careful about food, start exercising and cut back on work hours," the statement said.

The president also reportedly told Sharon that he needs him healthy, and said he hoped to see results of physical exercise and weight loss when the two meet in a couple of months."

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[global1]

1. Work Less - Get Yourself A Cheney To Make All The Decisions ....

for you.

[saigon68]

28. LOL

THE BRAINLESS CHIMPANZEE



except to this chimpess who thinks he's the smartest one around

[Evergreen Emerald]

29. You would think that hand up his ass would cause medical issues

:)

[rkc3]

2. The advice seems to be working wonders for Bush.

[cawe24]

3. I imagine that anyone would be

hard pressed to find anyone that knows more about working less than Bush. I know retirees that work more than him.

[JudyM]

20. He hasn't really worked much at all throughout his life.

Welcome to DU!

:toast:

[LisaM]

4. Please tell me this is from the Onion.....

he can't possibly have said those things.

[Shakespeare]

5. Oh dear god.

Another example of his incapacity for irony.

[mcscajun]

6. Hmmm...So Our King is also an M.D. now?

Nice to know Sharon got his marching orders from the dictator of the world.
:sarcasm:

[scarface2004]

7. you mean don't work!

its hard work you know!

[MisterP]

8. didn't Bonzo gain, like, 8 pounds during the Iraqi invasion

from eating all his FRENCH pastry chef's goodies?

[WI_DEM]

9. If anybody knows about working less it's Bush

[theHandpuppet]

10. Note to newspaper editor: Fewer hours, not less

Sheesh!

[yorkiemommie1]

11. Note to Santa: Georgie wants a Doctor kit now

he already has a soldier uniform

[xxqqqzme]

12. frist can diagnose from video

chucklenuts by phone! Is there anything these super christo-fascist healer heroes cannot do!!!! I am just in awe!


:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[No Exit]

13. Has he told Cheney that, too?

Cheney has heart trouble.

[No Exit]

14. "Oh--and, Ari, don't drink. Drinking is bad for your liver."

[Demeter]

15. If Dubya Wants to Be Richard Simmons, Then Why Doesn't He?

He can resign right now, put on his orange jumpsuit, and run the health program at the strictest Federal penitentiary we have.

[LeftistGorilla]

16. go on more...

vacations and pretend nothing is going wrong....

[daleo]

17. Bush - "Be careful about food, avoid pretzels at all costs". n/t

[brentspeak]

18. Take a 30-day long vacation

It really intimidates terrorists. Makes them think twice before launching an attack.

[libpunkmom]

19. working less-- finally something

dip shit knows something about

[Scurrilous]

21. Are Sharon’s binging days over?

PM eats low-fat chicken, steamed vegetables Tuesday, making first small step toward new diet; sources at PM’s Office accuse Sharon’s aides of neglecting his nutrition

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3187811,00.html

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"Sources at the Prime Minister’s Office on Tuesday accused Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s aides of not taking care of him properly and not providing him with regular nutrition, Israel’s leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Wednesday."

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"The sources added that Sharon’s aides were unable to say “no” every time he asked them for some take-away food, whether it was falafel, shawarma (minced, specially marinated meat or chicken,) or hummus."

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"A few women working at the Prime Minister’s Office who have witnessed Sharon’s overeating warned his aides a number of times. More than once, the sources said, the women begged Sharon’s aides to restrain Sharon when it came to take-away food.

The women said that the cooks at the Prime Minister’s Office were strict about serving Sharon a healthy vegetable salad, but their attempts were ruined with a generous portion of pita and hummus.

Sharon’s aides, however, said the binging days are over and that the diet era has begun."

[madeline_con]

27. "... restrain Sharon when it came to take-away food. "

That's right, they blame someone else for him being a tub-o-lard.

[KitchenWitch]

22. Being PM of Isreal cannot possibly be as "hard work" as pretending

to be President!

:sarcasm:

[deminks]

23. Vacation, vacation, vacation.

That's what Georgie prescribes. He learnt how from Frist - diagnosing over videos.

[Javaman]

24. "It's hardly working!" n/t

[NYC Liberal]

25. Paging Dr. Bush! Dr. Bush, we need you!

I'm sure his REAL doctor hasn't told him this stuff already. :eyes:

[madeline_con]

26. Drink more?

Maybe DUH-bya will send the old fart a bike to fall off of.