Central Florida immigration agent suspended for exposing himself

[DoYouEverWonder]

Oct 26, 6:42 PM EDT

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- The special agent-in-charge of central and north Florida immigration and customs enforcement was suspended Wednesday after being arrested for allegedly exposing himself in a shopping mall food court to a 16-year-old girl.

Frank Figueroa, 49, who works for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Tampa, was booked early Wednesday morning in Orange County Jail and posted a $500 cash bond hours later. He faces charges of exposure of sex organs and disorderly conduct in a public food establishment.

Millenia Mall security cameras filmed Figueroa as he sat across from a teen, according to arrest reports. He allegedly hiked up his shorts, exposed himself and masturbated for about 10 minutes before the girl stood up, told her mother and summoned security.

The girl called the event "the most disturbing thing I've ever seen," according to the report.

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Figueroa took command of ICE in central Florida six weeks ago after serving in top posts in Washington, Miami and San Juan.

http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FL_FIGUEROA_SEX_CHARGE_FLOL-?SITE=FLPET&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=state.shtml&CTIME=2005-10-26-18-42-39


Wow, this guy has been around and is a real law and order type. I didn't realize that while he was protecting the world from Tazmanian Devil bongs, that he was jacking off under the table.

[MichiganVote]

1. Florida, I'm sorry, but you've got some real perv problems in your state

[Retired AF Dem]

4. And since this guy is a fed

he was prob shipped in.

[MichiganVote]

6. Too many people in the state as it is w/o shipping in the perv's

[AspenRose]

2. Ewwww.... just, ewwww

:puke:

[Arkana]

3. What is it with Florida?

Is there something in the water?

[William769]

5. We get all the rejects from the rest of the Country.

[peace frog]

9. Hell yes we do

Family joke: when America's Most Wanted or Unsolved Mysteries would feature some desperate murderous thug hiding out, we'd look at each other and say "He's here." And DAMN if the authorities wouldn't catch up with the creep somewhere in F-L-A. We get 'em all.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

13. you noticed that too?

hahaha. we always sit around and wonder when florida's going to come up too!

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. Figueroa wants to save us from the bongs

but what we really need is to be saved from his dong.


October 7, 2005
ICE AGENTS SEIZE 8,000 ITEMS OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA VALUED AT APPROXIMATELY $250,000

9 search warrants executed in Jacksonville “head shops”

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Special agents seized bongs, "roach" clips, grinders, crack pipes and marijuana pipes. Many of the items seized were made to lure children. Some of the items depicted well-known cartoon characters such as the Tasmanian Devil, Tweety Bird and the California Raisin.

"This week’s seizure sends the clear message that ICE will use all of its investigative resources to identify stores that sell a terrible lie to children," said Frank Figueroa, special agent-in-charge in Tampa. "There's no doubt that these items were made to make drug use attractive to kids and we simply will not tolerate this type of activity in our community."

The seizures are the result of Operation Bad Seed, an ICE initiative designed to identify and prosecute businesses that illegally import, manufacture, and distribute drug paraphernalia in Jacksonville.

http://communitydispatch.com/artman/publish/article_2375.shtml

[doni_georgia]

11. I bet Tommy Chong is loving this one

Anyone know whether this Figueroa guy was involved in his case?

[AlCzervik]

8. Check out this story about another matter sex related

see if you can spot the irony.
http://www.bradenton.com/mld/bradenton/news/breaking_news/12934062.htm

[President Kerry]

10. nice job, Frank Figueroa.. yes the irony is striking

[WhiteTara]

12. flotsam washed to the shore n/t

[truthisfreedom]

14. why did she put up with it for 10 minutes? i would have been screaming

PERV! PERV! and running away moments after he started. but then, i guess you have to be there... glad i wasn't! eww!