Cheney returns to work with a cane

[sabra]

http://www.montereyherald.com/mld/montereyherald/news/p...

Cheney returns to work with a cane

Associated Press


WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney walked with a cane Wednesday as he returned to work at the White House after weekend surgery to repair aneurysms behind both knees.

Cheney appeared to move gingerly in the Rose Garden when he appeared with President Bush and military leaders. Bush glanced behind him to see the vice president's progress down several steps.

"He's feeling good, getting along great," said Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride. She said his recovery was exceeding doctors' expectations.

Cheney was discharged from the hospital on Sunday and worked from home on Monday and Tuesday, McBride said.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. Wait....he WALKED out of the hospital and now he has a cane?

[MaineDem]

9. That was my first thought, too. (nt)

[katty]

36. cheney on his last legs - so is little boy bush

[goclark]

45. I saw that too --this dumb ass is running our country?

Why would you walk out of the hospital when it is more than smart to go to the car in a wheel chair?

Then ---- walk on a cane two days later.

[truthisfreedom]

2. welcome back, chen-ster. we missed ya!

[tridim]

3. And Bush returned to "work" with a kilo of "caine"

Buh-dum-bump.

[Eurobabe]

24. rotflmao

good one

[Straight Shooter]

4. He looks like crap, too.

If this man is still alive 2 years from now, it will be a miracle made by the devil himself.

[NJCher]

10. hahah!

Look at smirkie, standing there with his toes pointed outwards and his booze-addled face all crumpled up like a prune.




Cher

[Missy M]

20. bush is doing his Charlie Chaplin imitation to bolster Cheney's spirits!!

[MADem]

27. You can see the crease in his shoe where his lifts are, too nt

[truth2power]

14. His hands have that gray look, to me. Looks kinda like

he's already been embalmed. He's much worse off than we're being told.

[gratuitous]

18. Well Strom Thurmond kept on and on (and on)

Satan's a generous guy when it comes to likes of Dick Cheney because his shrivelled soul barely constitutes an appetizer.

[Eurobabe]

25. Who, DimSon or Crashcart?

[Straight Shooter]

41. LOL.

You're right. Both of them look like crap.

[MisterP]

33. "Ah. Mr. Peanut."

[rucky]

5. that's not a cane. it's a royal scepter. n/t

[Vanje]

6. Hey Dick! Tellya what you can do with that cane!

You can take that big cane and you can use it to GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[yorkiemommie1]

52. my thoughts exactly

right straight up his A--

[Shakespeare]

7. Bit by bit, he's becoming Mr. Potter

Of course, he's already like Potter on the inside; but interesting that he's physically resembling him more and more.

[Demeter]

48. Potter Who?

You don't mean Harry, the Boy Who Lived, do you?

[Shakespeare]

56. No, the evil Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life. n/t

[tonkatoy57]

8. It's a nice touch.

Now all he needs is a black cape and top hat for a truly magnificent retro Dickensian look.

[Fridays Child]

11. Leaving the McTerra™ speech, today. his knees started to buckle.

[MADem]

28. Terrorists can't stand the thought of elections, eh?

They rely on the Supreme Court instead!!!

[superconnected]

37. So they buy the voting machines.

[cliss]

40. Wow. Amazing photos.

Thanks for sharing. Look at how white Cheney's hair is. Pure white. He's really aged.

(holds hands together, looks heavenward).....could it be?

[baby_mouse]

12. Someone kick it away, please

I could do with a laugh

[ernstbass]

13. He needs to be caned!!

[Akoto]

15. Cheney's cane rumored to have revealed true form.

[arikara]

16. He probably has the kind with a knife at the end of it

n/t

[The_Casual_Observer]

17. He is the perfect example of what you don't want to look like

when you get to be his age. Isn't he about the same age as John Edwards?

[belle]

22. No! He's not that old, though. Mid-60's, maybe?

I'm still reeling over the photos they had of him as a young man before the 2004 election. You wouldn't believe it was the same guy.

[NYC]

26. He's 64.

I believe he was born March, 1941.

[progressivebydesign]

19. I'd have prefered shackles... n/t

[ShockediSay]

21. With his affinity to Caine and not very able n/t

[antonialee839]

23. Cane, top hat and tails.

[slay]

29. He's the new symbol for the crippled Republican party

[pinniped]

30. How does this evil SOB climb the ladder to the bunker with a caine?

Crafting new ways to fleece to American public is a full time job.

[pfitz59]

31. "$6 Million Dollar VP"

Next up, soul implant...to replace the one he sold!

[thebigidea]

32. strange, we always did skits with him using a cane - seemed to fit somehow

like an evil monopoly man...

[thecodewarrior]

34. He's only 64

But that evil robot looks more like 74.

[Zhade]

35. Too bad the wizard didn't give him a heart.

NT!

[Hardrada]

38. He returned to work with a cake!

I misread the heading. More aristocratic cake-eating I thought to win the hearts of the masses!

[Megahurtz]

39. What a truely evil man. n/t

[cureautismnow]

42. Perhaps, William Zanzinger can show him how to use it... n/t

[LisaL]

43. What, his broom is out of order?

[meow2u3]

44. No. His wife is using it

[osaMABUSh]

46. soon to be headlines:

tommorrow: "Delay Steps Down"
next month "Rove, Others in WH Indicted"
early next year "Cheney Resigns for Health"
six months "Delay Convicted"
nine months "Frist Quits Senate"
a year from now "Dems Win Both Houses"
two years from now "Bush Impeached"
two and 1/2 years "Bush Resigns"

[buddysmellgood]

47. Is it up his ass?

[Cocoa]

49. The Penguin

[0007]

51. That's who cheney reminds of, the Penquin

[goclark]

55. Great! They all look alike

Looks a lot like that scum Tim Russert too.

[olddad56]

50. Maybe he'll use the cane to "GO FUCK HIMSELF".

[Blaq Dem]

54. Yeah, someone needs to snatch that cane and shove it up his _________ !

[clintoncomeback]

57. LOL!!!!

[doc03]

53. WORK? What sort of work does he do?