Sandwich Surprise (Contaminated Walmart Sandwiches)

[PsychoDad]

Sandwich Surprise
WTHI TV 10 Terre Haute IN.
- Stephanie Miller
4/10/2005 6:03:37 PM

http://www.wthi.com/newsdet.asp?id=8372

A warning tonight for you and your family if you have Great Value brand ham and cheese Stuffed Sandwiches in your freezer.


A Brazil, Indiana family got a shock when their 16 year old daughter bit into a piece of wood when she took a bite out of her Stuffed Sandwich.

Ham and cheese Stuffed Sandwich is a microwavable sandwich similar to a Hot Pocket, that the family bought at the Wal-Mart in Terre Haute.

(snip)

There has not been a national recall of the Great Value ham and cheese Stuffed Sandwiches by Wal-Mart or their manufacturer as of yet.

[ixion]

1. so... cutting the stuffing with wood chips...

that must be one of the ways they offer such low, low prices! :puke:

[ClayZ]

24. A fitting product for those Pecker Heads to produce!

[slor]

2. Mmm Mmm...

Wood!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

17. The Walmart version of

fiber?

No wonder rightwingnuts are so cranky all the time ...........

[Spinzonner]

3. Sounds more like a Stake Sandwich

[sendero]

4. Bada bing...

... you won't get board eating their sandwiches :)

[SpiralHawk]

6. You wooden be making such lame jokes

if you understood the Walmart patented "Bonus Toothpick" plan for America's sandwich eaters.

Oh, it's easy to criticize. Only a select few among you will see the Superior Genius at work here in WalMart's ongoing efforts to make life better.

[Danocrat]

9. Maybe they're just trying to spruce up the ingredients

for America's eclectic tastes?

[KittyWampus]

20. Ouch, Is There An Irony Smilie?

[B3Nut]

21. Nah....

They're just trying to stick it to their customers!

:D :D :D

Bad Puns 'R' Us

[0007]

5. A few more gas hikes and many will be eating the bark off trees

[PsychoDad]

7. But...?

Is wood low carb?

[wakeme2008]

8. YEs and will make you regular with it's High Fibre.....

:evilgrin:

[SheepyMcSheepster]

10. Need Any Wood?

:silly:

[Mari333]

11. Ham Shank on a Plank n/t

[montana_hazeleyes]

18. Good One

LOL!

[alcibiades_mystery]

12. Since I wouldn't buy anything in Walmart ever

And since I wouldn't buy a freezable "stuffed sandwich" ever, I guess this warning wouldn't apply to me.

[BiggJawn]

13. But no concern about how much fat she was getting in that?

Hmmmm....This is an Indiana family. I know Hoosiers, I'm a Hoosier...Guess they couldn't find a fingertip...

[underpants]

14. Whoa! Sandwiches from Walmart?

No thanks.

[urizenxvii]

15. yep

...that's the sawdust.

[Toucano]

16. The big question is how does the wood affect the net carbs?

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

19. "Get a Woody at Wal*Mart"

(Viagra not required.)

[callous taoboy]

22. Been wondering what they do with those old pallets...

[one_true_leroy]

23. probably the only fiber most Americans get in their diet...

her colon will thank her