Newest White House spokesman known as stoic, disciplined, leak-proof

[Nambe]

Knight Ridder Newspapers

Scott McClellan, known for his steady demeanor, self-deprecating humor and fierce loyalty to President Bush, makes his debut in one of the nation's most intense arenas Tuesday when he officially begins his duties as the president's chief spokesman. ---

"As a deputy, he has been very helpful, very open to reporters, and also very careful in what he says," said Bob Deans, outgoing president of the White House Correspondents Association.

"I don't think Scott sees the press as the enemy. ---

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[FlashHarry]

1. I hope he's less condescending than Ari.

I think the press corps may smell blood and try to take him to task. I don't envy the bastard.

[Submariner]

2. We need Helen Thomas to eat him alive

first time out so he knows what is expected of him by us.

[Mari333]

3. A LEAK PROOF SPOKESMAN AT LAST.

The Nation is Secure.

[w13rd0]

4. In other words...

...humorless and stonewalling.

Just what this administration needs!

[stevedeshazer]

5. Jesus!

Does he walk on water, too? Turn water into wine, heal the sick?

What a fawning puff piece.

[MODemocrat]

6. Gee, can he also lie without smiling?

You have to be able to lie well to cover Bush's A-- 24/7.

[BeHereNow]

7. About McClellan

Hang on folks- just when you thought it couldn't
get any weirder:
Check out the namebase.org social diagram for McClellan-
http://www.namebase.org/cgi-bin/nb01?_MCCLELLAN_SCOTT_
I searched some of the names with his and we are
talking the ULTRA-religious right wing.
He was one of the spokepeople during the pResidential
campaign along with our favorite Karen Hughes, and
is quoted all over in the fundie news papers-
Check out the "Christian Alert Bulletin", run by James Kennedy.

Prepare for persecution TRUE Christians and all
outside the cult of the global elite, crusader style, Amurikkka.

BHN

[stevedeshazer]

8. Good catch

Maybe that's why OP's article was written in such a way as to describe McClellan as semi-deified. Explains a lot.

[annagull]

19. Good. Maybe his head will explode from all the lies

Or maybe he will speak in tongues when the questions (which they will) get too hot.

[John_H]

9. "I don't think Scott sees the press as the enemy. ---

Probably he sees them as ass-kissing sycophants just as everyone else does.

[Cronus Protagonist]

12. Good one :)

http://kucinichforpresident.com - Kucinich Is The One
http://cronus.com/prayer - One of Kucinich's speeches

http://brainbuttons.com/home.asp?stashid=13 - cute little buttons
http://bushspeaks.com - sardonic political toons
http://cronus.com - enlightening and educational liberal fun

Conceptual Guerilla

[Judi Lynn]

10. Found his grubby photo

in a foreign paper:


Scott McClellan

http://www.spanish.xinhuanet.com/htm/06211500311.htm

[joshcryer]

11. Wasn't he on crossfire once?

I know him from somewhere.

[progressivebydesign]

14. Eww gross..

Another one of those doughy white guys with plastic hair.. Trent Lott on doughnuts!!!

[symbolman]

13. You used to know him as

the Gerber Baby.. all growed up now the little dear..

hence the term "Leakproof"...

I give this guy 6 months, tops.. like presiding over the Nixon admin..

[tjdee]

15. Isn't his brother head of the FDA??

Nepotism alive and well at the Bush administration.

[paper chase guy]

16. Newest White House spokesman known as "goofy looking mofo"

n/t

[jeanmarc]

17. NEXT!!!!

This guy is going to be a real treat during the scandal investigations. Doughboy won't be able to cut it, unless he has no pulse at all.

[BeHereNow]

18. Ah, don't judge a book by it's cover...

This guy is a PRO-
A neocon in every sense of the word.
He has been waiting in the wings for his moment.
You think Ari was a liar?
You aint see nothin yet...
This guy signals the beginning of the END.
Kiss your ass and your country GOOD BYE.

BHN

[annagull]

20. C'mon BHN, he's just the press sec. for godssakes

There are much more immenet threats that the goddam press secretary!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:lpzs0FLyKYoC:

[truthisfreedom]

21. we need background information on this schmuck.

and we need it now.

[Stoic]

22. Hey, I resent that.

I am NOT a White House spokesman. :-)