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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 09:51 AM
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Charges Dropped Against Cop Caught Having Sex With Cows
A former police officer accused of having a moonlight tryst with a group of cows will not be facing animal cruelty charges after all.

As it turns out bestiality is not a crime in New Jersey.

Former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia Jr. was charged last year with sexually assaulting three girls.

During the investigation, police say they found a video in the man's home that showed him sexually molesting cows.

According to prosecutors, Melia Jr. dropped his trousers and let the animals taste his genitals on a Southhampton farm in 2006.

Superior Court Judge ruled Wednesday that prosecutors failed to present sufficient evidence to jurors that proved that Melia's alleged actions in fact tormented the cows.

"I'm not saying it's okay," Judge Morley said in court after dismissing the charges.

"This is a legal question for me. It's not a question of morals."

Melia and former girlfriend Heather Lewis remain charged with molesting the three girls.



http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-cow-cop,0,7485962...

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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 09:56 AM
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1. At least quaaludes were not involved.
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 09:56 AM
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2. Hence the Springsteen song, Jersey Girl.
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AnnieBW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 11:11 AM
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23. LOL!
Are we still doing DUzys?
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Seldona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 07:33 AM
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33. +1
Hilarious.
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 09:58 AM
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3. Were the cows provocatively dressed?
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:00 AM
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4. he liked the way they mooooved.
I wish I could laugh at him but the molesting girls part makes me wish cows would bite more often.
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:36 AM
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18. They were wearing moo moos
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:03 AM
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5. When asked to comment his former girlfriend said
"Moo?"
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Wizard777 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 11:04 AM
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22. When asked to comment his former girlfriend said
Moo means MOO!
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:03 AM
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6. I was absolutely sure this would be a Wisconsin story.
Anyway, as long as I'm here, ya know how Packerstanis practice safe sex?
They mark an X on the cows that kick.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:04 AM
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7. Kinda gives animal husbandry a whole new meaning, doesn't it?
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dalaigh lllama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:11 AM
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10. LOL! badabing!
I'll have to share the Packer joke with my Wisconsinite spouse.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:08 AM
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8. It isn't the farmers in Wisconsin that have sex with cows.
It's the city slickers from Illinois that go up to Wisconsin.

Also, the out of staters attending universities in Wisconsin.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:11 AM
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:09 AM
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9. Will they arrest the cows for having oral sex with the guy?
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:11 AM
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12. why isnt he in jail for assaulting 3 girls?
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dbonds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:19 AM
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13. Thats a lot of bull.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:21 AM
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14. The cows were of age - in cow years - and consenting.
I understand he brought a little gift as well.....

Besides, they were asking for it.

(joke)
mark
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:26 AM
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15. My prurient curiosity is aroused - how many cows were involved?
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Paladin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:26 AM
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16. That Guy Is An Udder Failure....... (n/t)
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cherish44 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:31 AM
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17. Damn I wish I could find a copy of Jonathan Brandmeirer's Moo Moo song!
Chicagoans of a certain age will know what I'm talking about!
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:37 AM
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19. He has a girlfriend? She was in on molesting the girls?
Wonder hew she felt about the little cow BJ thingy?
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:42 AM
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20. Eat mor chikin
Edited on Sat Oct-03-09 10:43 AM by Ezlivin



But going down on chickens is probably illegal too...

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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 10:59 AM
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21. Ugh. He has a face
not even a cow could love. What a sick POS.
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gopiscrap Donating Member (418 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 11:15 AM
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24. Typical Cop
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 11:35 AM
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25. Poor cows! That is gross
Looks like one of them took a dump on his face.
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Rincewind Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 11:44 PM
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26. Nothing to see here,
moooooove along.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-03-09 11:46 PM
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27. That is the face of a cow-fucker
Wow.
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Major Hogwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 12:24 AM
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28. This just in - Larry Craig is moving to New Jersey due to the lack of laws against bestiality
Mooo-ving time!

LoL
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 01:12 AM
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29. Funny place for a carrot ... *CHOMP* nt
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daleo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 02:13 AM
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30. As Bart would say
Don't have a cow, man!
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 02:47 AM
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31. Any relation to Rick Santorum?
There, I said it!
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 07:21 AM
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32. Jesus Murphy....I need a Bloody Mary !
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davidpdx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 08:07 AM
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34. I hope the cow sues
because he got screwed...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 08:09 AM
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35. Mooving on, I see...
Okay, I really DON'T want to see...

Oh, and if he and his girliefriend were molesting children -- extermination is the only viable punishment.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 08:14 AM
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36. Judges want to fuck cows. Juries want to fuck cows. Cops want to fuck cows.
Everyone wants to fuck cows.
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 09:20 AM
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37. they'll be milking this story till the cows come home.
he'll be ruminating his actions hereford ever after.

i don't see how the cow had the stomachs for it.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 09:25 AM
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38. It would behoove him to seek counseling. (nt)
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-04-09 09:44 AM
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39. OK Here's the back story
When a Moorestown police officer was arrested and accused of sexual assault against three little girls, Moorestown residents were horrified. But new charges have emerged that may show that this allegedly demented cop has reached a new, sickening low.

Robert Melia Jr., a 38 year old police officer with the Moorestown Police Department was arrested and charged with three counts of first-degree aggravated sexual assault. He has also been charged with one count of second-degree criminal sexual contact.

Melia's former girlfriend, Heather Lewis was also arrested. She has been charged with three counts of first-degree aggravated sexual assault and one count of third-degree criminal sexual contact.

According to the Burlington County Prosecutors office, Melia and Lewis both sexually assaulted three minor girls in Melias home on multiple occassions beginning in 2003. Police say sexual assaults also occured in 2003, 2004 and 2007.

http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2008/04/robert-melia-moore...

<----His girlfriend
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