OMG!!! FAUX NEWS CHANNEL REPORTING

[TNOE]

[tanyev]

1. As was predicted here, I believe.

[Renew Deal]

8. I predicted it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[tanyev]

24. I don't know if congratulations are in order, because it shows you

have a frightening understanding of how their minds work.

[wryter2000]

51. I saw your prediction

The funeral for Irony will be held at 3:00 EST. Irony's family has requested that instead of flowers, attendees make contributions to The National Institute for the Irony Impaired.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

14. Yes!!!!! Someone posted this as a joke!!!! Here's the link!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[Roland99]

59. FOX Noise to the rescue!

[Glimmer of Hope]

2. No way!

[Greeby]

3. This message has been brought to you by the Ministry of Truth

[sabra]

Please tell me this was photoshoped.... :-)

[Renew Deal]

12. One of the Freeptards also said Fox had that banner.

So I think it's real.

[mahina]

90. I saw it

or substantially the same message, on Fox. In the .02 seconds a week that I see them. They announced the single count he was not convicted of.
I wonder if their viewers ever wonder if they're being manipulated, or if they are just too far gone.

[stevedeshazer]

4. It's true. Count three.

Pretty pathetic spin.

[KansDem]

26. Well, at least FOX is 20% "correct" this time...

That's a significant improvement!

edited to place quotation marks around the word correct

[crispini]

5. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

6. That was only one count that they found him not guilty on.

typical misleading stuff.

[rebel with a cause]

89. Why, They are just seeing the glass half full

instead of half empty. Or is it one-fourth full instead of three-fourth empty. Well, any way they are making a positive out of a negative just the way they do when they say we are winning in Iraq and that bush is a great occupier of the WH. (cannot call him president even in this instance. Just my hang up?)

[malaise]

7. Sick Fux n/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

9. So how long have we been at war with Oceania?

I forget...

[dkofos]

22. We have ALWAYS been at war with Oceania!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

31. Gotta give this Administration credit...

Their performance art interpretation of "1984" is really top-rate.

[dkofos]

46. Indeed I feel like I have been living the book for the last 6+ years

[truedelphi]

87. At least we have always been winning that war with Oceania! n//t

[mcscajun]

34. Eurasia is the enemy. Eurasia has always been the enemy.

We are Oceania.

[Mind_your_head]

10. WOW - Unbelievable!

[gasperc]

11. and what, your surprised ?

LET'S HOPE IT'S A WAKE UP CALL TO HARRY REID ABOUT FOX NEWS SHAFTING DEMOCRATS WHEN THE HOST THE DEBATE IN NEVADA

[acmavm]

This is why their ratings are in the toilet and they are a joke

[derby378]

13. Er, well, uh...

Watch this video NOW!

Then, when you've moshed yourself silly celebrating the downfall of Lewis "Scooter" Libby...

Play this sucker LOUD!

[Greyskye]

61. um

that was certainly a waste of time and neurons!

[derby378]

63. If nothing else, I hope it kept you awake...

[Sugarcoated]

15. Believe it or not

Novak was just on there STILL saying she wasn't covert - that Fitzgerald said she was 'classified' and was an unusual way to put it. Still lying his ass off.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

16. We have to forward this to Keith! It should make Worse Person!!! eom

[myrna minx]

17. Lol!

Oh, this is just killing me!

[aquart]

18. Thank you, thank you, thank you for the screencap!

[babylonsister]

19. Sent to KO! nt

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

21. I just did too!!! eom

[BuyingThyme]

20. Hey, that guy looks like he ate Keith Olbermann!

[Norquist Nemesis]

23. The sad part is that people across the US getting gas, having lunch,

and walking through hotel lobbies all see the banner and don't hear/listen to the audio. All they see is that "found not guilty".

It's going to be a real shocker this evening for them, but the "Liberal Media" will have it all spun into a Guilty Verdict on four of five counts by bed time. *holds head in hands*

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. That's it - they've now cut themselves completely off from reality

They're now totally in their own happy world. (Before Fox, I never would have thought an entire network could behave like a mental patient)

[Yavin4]

27. Any News On Chocolate Rations?

Or the war against Eurasia?

[Critters2]

28. Unbelieveable!!

And there are really people who get their news from these propagandists!!

[robinlynne]

48. not only that, the whole country got the presidental call from that network in the 2000 election!

[Kingshakabobo]

29. That looks photo-shopped??? ...but I'm certainly no expert. n/t

[Renew Deal]

40. No, the freeptards are reporting this too.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1796101/replie...

[ProudDad]

73. Damn, those freepers

STILL have the ugliest site on the net...

I can't STAND to look at it for long, let alone read their drivel...

[walldude]

68. It's not. I saw it live.... shameless. n/t

[Kingshakabobo]

70. Yeah, I know. I should have known. n/t

[wicket]

30. They are so freaking pathetic!

[Ganja Ninja]

32. Baghdad Bob's got nothing on FOX.

I'm embarrassed for them and I'm so glad that there is no Democratic propaganda channel. We don't need it. We only need the truth.

[Joanne98]

33. OMG!

[underpants]

35. Too funny

[RedEarth]

36. That's unbelievable............

[robertpaulsen]

37. But....why are my rations of Soylent Green always late? n/t

[The Backlash Cometh]

38. To coin the right-wingers, a ONE MILLION DOLLAR FINE IS EVIDENCE OF GUILT!

And that's not even a settlement agreement.

[Atman]

39. Actually, they've moved on to high school booing and an asteroid story.

I kid you not. Scooter? Scooter who?

.

[Atman]

41. Brit Hume is about to cry. Almost literally...

He just came on and couldn't even remember the anchor's name! The anchor handed off the story to Brit by saying "Sentencing is scheduled for June," at which point Brit came on, head down and moaned "Hello June. Er...Martha."

BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Now he's spinning like a mofo saying we're "very far afield from what this was about." Hmmm. You mean, Brit...like how blowjobs developed out of a land deal investigation? You stupid fuck!

.

[itsmesgd]

42. the headline is still up

they are celebrating one victory and four losses???????

[Robbien]

43. Keep in mind FauxNews is the only news Darth Vader will watch

Got to keep the man happy.

[dkofos]

86. I would liked to have seen dicks face when he saw the faux

headline. Can you imagine the big shit eating grin on his face?

And then the truth comes out. If only I could have been there.

[Time for change]

44. This can't be real!!

Did they really not cover the other 4 verdicts?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

45. How will they explain Libby going to prison for awhile?

Vacation? Voluntary rehab? Spending more time with his extended Republican family like Abramoff, Ney, and Cunningham?

[radfringe]

52. Well deserved sabbatical

to pursue other career interests

[ProudDad]

72. Nope, going to spend

more time with his family...



PS: He won't ever see the inside. They'll try for a new trial - 6 months. Then they'll appeal -- 1 year then

Magically

In January 2009, * will give him a pardon on the way out the door.


Meanwhile, scooter boy will be pulling down a million a year...

[jackstraw45]

47. What will the Washington Post - aka" Libby Defense Blog" say?

Should be a good headline tomorrow...

[Ian David]

49. Is that real? Have they NO shame? At long last, have they no decency? n/t

[mikelgb]

50. who could not predict that?

I said it myslef righ there as I was watching on CNN...


lolz


thanks for the screen cap

[krispos42]

53. CNN rotated the screen headlines, at least

They make sure you knew that he was convicted on 4 of 5 charges.

[npincus]

54. their cup is half full!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

55. Fred Barnes now roaming America, frantically kidnapping blonde white women like mad

He's on special assignment from Fox, charged with finding something to change the subject for the next two years.

[proud2BlibKansan]

56. LOL

No surprise there.

[johnnie]

57. That's a classic!

Maybe one of this week's Top 10.

[Chimichurri]

58. They are shameless! No wonder their viewers are so delusional

[Common Sense Party]

60. Is it possible this was flashed only when they were talking about

the ONE count of which Libby was found not guilty?

He was found not guilty on one count, but guilty of the other four, correct?

Typical Fox stupidity.

[City Lights]

62. That's pathetic, even for the lowlifes at Fox Noise.

Eternal optimists...

[symbolman]

64. This would be great cause for

BOYCOTTING ALL FOX ADVERTISERS, this alone..

We really Need to Take FOX DOWN.. I'm near to finished with my book, which has taken up a good year of my life, once done I'm willing to use something s blatant as this to GO AFTER THOSE BASTARDS..

Will anyone Back me up when I do?

We went after Limbaugh and DOZENS OF High Profile Businesses WALKED, some the same afternoon we started

JERK THEIR LICENSE, NOW!!

[Junkdrawer]

65. Liberals see the glass 80% empty...Faux News sees it 20% full...

Eternal Optomists....

[merh]

66. kick

[tom_paine]

67. Typical of the authoritarian mindset. This is monstrous propaganda.

You know, when watching Fox "News" one can almost hear the faint laughter of Goebbels.

Fox is his ultimate triumph in death. The vaunted Americans...getting right down in the gutter with Mr. Goebbels using the same tactics for the same masters of industry, and doing a far more sophisitcated job than Goebbels could have ever dreamt of.

[David Zephyr]

69. Need to get this to Bill Mahr, Jon Stewart, Leno & Letterman.

n/t

[go west young man]

71. Makes me think of the scene in "V For Vendetta" when V has

taken over the TV station and set off explosions to music. The Govt/media plays it off as a planned event. Funny to see a real life headline like this one though. Faux truly is in an alternate reality and it's not a good one.

[Straight Shooter]

74. The cognitive dissonance amongst Fox viewers must be mind-boggling.

[UrbScotty]

75. Any reaction from Mark Foley (D-FL) ?

[Seldona]

76. Typical.

Faux is afterall the only 'news channel' that sued, and won, the right to flat out lie to the public. As far as I know that still stands.

It is no wonder right wingers are the least informed, and of the opinion that they are the MOST informed. Poor, ignorant, fools that they are...

[Cobalt-60]

77. It's that coating of reinforced ignorance

That makes converts to the Dark Side so very hard to de program.
When I try to bring my old room mate up to speed on Bushco, I not only have to get past his internal skepticism, I have to offset the freight car inertia of the ignorance reinforced daily by Fox.
I hear things like:
"It's only the North Polar cap breaking up. The Southern pole is getting larger."
Now that's obviously bullshit. Our planet doesn't work that way.
But because the fascist machine has planted its propaganda there, the discussion quickly degenerates into challenging the validity of each others sources. He always Charlies out with "Liberal Scientists" or "Liberal Media" in the end.
I've heard these guys blame the teaching of evolution for each of society's ills.
With the Faux constantly telling them that they're right, they'll function as corporate fifth columnists after the Cons are out of power.

[Seldona]

80. I really like 'Conservatives Without Conscience.

I have accepted the fact that the 25% or so of the authoritarian right will always be with us. They will always advocate death, and claim to be the culture of life. They will always project their greatest shortcomings on the left. And they will be in the minority if they keep pandering to these people.

At least it appears, with the last midterm eletions, that Americans have woken up, and are ready to leave republicans as the majority for the forseeable future. I only hope we survive the rest of Bush's term.

[Jamastiene]

78. As always... FAUX NEWS is... UN.Fucking.Believable. n/t

[Maraya1969]

79. I think it's good. They are only making themselves more obviously unreliable.

Like all their viewers and lurkers are not going to see the real news spattered over all the newspapers and magazines in the coming days!

[Cass]

81. ROFL! I thought they would have said Scooter was a democrat but

this is priceless!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

82. FauxNews: Selling you bridges, one girder at a time.

[Swamp Rat]

83. Fux Ministry of Truth

[CrazyOrangeCat]

88. that may be . . .

. . . your scariest, most mind-bending yet.

great job, as usual.

Damned if we really aren't living out 1984.

[OwnedByFerrets]

84. The most ironic (funny) thing about this.........

is that The Colbert Report did EXACTLY this on his show last evening. And I am positive that Stephen taped BEFORE they did it on faux. So, as usual, Colbert is waaaaaaaaay ahead of the curve and has these idiots pegged.

[IWantAChange]

85. Next week Faux is reporting on Martians and Unicorns....

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

91. I sent this to Olbermann yesterday & at least one other poster here did too. It made the air tonight

on a segment on spin!!!!

Just thought you'd like to know!