Folks, we have a new "OFFICAL" Moran!!!

[Tesha]

Excellent point: In Houston, a Texan protesting amnesty for illegal
immigrants argues that anyone who can't master English doesn't
deserve to live in America.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/dayinpictures?f=/g/a/2008/05/02/dip.DTL

[fascisthunter]

1. Lol.... You Gotta be kidding me.....

lol. Awesome! :rofl:

[varelse]

2. Words fail me

:rofl:

That is one protest where you'd think a person would proofread her sign before taking it public.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Not as badly as they failed her.............

Bwahahahahahahaha...........:rofl:

[fascisthunter]

45. lol

:spray:

[calimary]

46. No kidding!

Brains anyone?

[Maraya1969]

92. You mean brans don't you?

[hootinholler]

132. No, Brians!

As in get a brian! Moran!

-Hoot

[BEZERKO]

217. Hmm,

I've never been given a note that says "Get a brian Brain!" I have worked at a job for years with a time card that read "Brain" though.

Yes, that's my name. Brian, I mean.

[CatWoman]

49. lol

good one, Last

:rofl:

[Journeyman]

144. lol . . .

thanks . . that was great. . .

[Deep13]

149. OMG, I thought it was a dude! nt

[ingac70]

11. ....

[Bozita]

68. honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ...

honk ... honk.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

74. The Return of the Amnetyville Horror!

I remember it well.

The house built by ILLEGAL ALIENS!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :toast:

[ms.smiler]

130. I see your "amnety" and offer you "amensty."

[calimary]

169. Oh Dear God. And there she stands, proud as punch.

Good Lord.

Proud n STOOOOOpid. Yes. The Mensa crowd goes activist. :eyes:

:rofl:

[crikkett]

222. not photoshopped?

I see suspicious dithering around letters.

[ms.smiler]

225. No, I think we have to accept that one of our fellow Americans

truly does not support "amensty."

Here is the source: http://blogs.citypages.com/amadzine/2007/12/why_we_fight.php

As the Moran in Chief would say, have a "peeance freeance" weekend.

[pompano]

241. She even ....

rote words backwards on the back of the sign. You can see through it?

Mensa, indeed. :rofl:

Grate thread folks. What a way to start a cup of coffee.

[LaStrega]

230. How very sad ...

To see that cute little girl's parents are indoctrinating her at such a young age.

[volstork]

129. She probably DID

proofread, and saw no mistakes!

[blayne]

146. It was proofread by all of her friends.

That's the sad thing.

[droidamus2]

182. Well yeah but...

You are supposing that she can read. Maybe some other 'moran' made the sign for her.

[hyphenate]

227. Her?

You know, I had to look again when you said it was a "she." Evidently it is, though I thought it looked like Willie Aames (actor, don't know what he's been up to, though, and I don't think I care) there at first glance. Don't these people have anyone to proofread their signs before they tote them out? Sheesh!!

[ingac70]

3. She better start packing....

wonder where she'll go?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. Texas

Of course.

[Warpy]

7. Texas, the deep south, and parts of the midwest

are the only places she can possibly get away with that shirt.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. Oh, I can imagine it

in Orange County. I can imagine it in Boston's South End. I can imagine it anywhere in Pennsylvania.

We're a great big county with enough hate to go around.

[uberllama42]

55. I've always thought wearing the flag as a piece of clothing is disrescpectful

I'm not offended, mind you. To me it's just a piece of cloth. But it is hypocritical to complain about how burning the flag is a threat to national unity and disparages all we stand for and all that, and then literally wrap yourself in it and get your pasty-white-guy sweat all over it.

[Warpy]

70. It's just plain tacky and generally looks like hell

no matter who is wearing it.

[Ken Burch]

195. Ewwww!!!! Pasty White Guy Sweat! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

Probably has white guy paste mixed in with it.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[havocmom]

249. Evidently, only illegal for Abbey someone

;)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/the-trial-of-abbie-hoffma_b_2334.html

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Air Force General Richard Myers, joined the parade, which rumbled toward the national mall for a wreath-laying ceremony at the Vietnam War Memorial. He was wearing a shirt emblazoned with the American flag.

Ah, if only Abbie Hoffman could have witnessed that.

In October 1968, he was arrested in Washington for wearing a shirt that resembled the design of an American flag. Authorities at the maximum security penitentiary did their worst to harass and humiliate him. They gave him a preventive de-lousing. They took a blood sample against his will, without affording him the sterile courtesy of a disposable syringe.

Two months later, Abbie was hospitalized in New York City for serum hepatitis. The recuperative process didn’t prevent him from helping doctors to organize themselves against some of the oppressive tactics of the medical profession.

(Some gems in linked article)

Shortly after Mr. Hoffman got into trouble for his shirt, I saw girdles* made with a flag print on display in several department stores and one Navy Exchange.

*Mid-20th Century torture device design to make women remember they are always supposed to feel uncomfortable and constrained, even when they were supposedly being liberated. That liberation thing still isn't living up to its potential, I see.

[IDemo]

69. The sign in the background appears to read "Texas is not a Mexican colony"

Ironic statement, if you crack open a history book.

[HughMoran]

177. No, it's a Mexican COLON

Ass holes :rofl:

[RareLubbockDem]

71. easy now...

Not all Texans. Many of us are very educated, and that's why I support of Sen. Obama!

[Johonny]

6. Shouldn't the American offical language be

American?

[IDemo]

66. Maybe Iroquois or Shoshoni?

[cascadiance]

101. No, that would be "Mercan"! ...

:)

[Dem_in_Nebr.]

180. I beleeve the offical language of our grate natoin should be Murican!!

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)

B-)

[lonestarnot]

8. Oh fucking eye!

:rofl:

[madrchsod]

9. it`s offical! she`s needs to --->

[Tesha]

14. Thanks for finding that! Maybe we can fix these two up?

Maybe we could call the service "More and a Date". Or just "Date your Cuz".

Tesha

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Probably mother and son anyway, so no need to change last names

[Elidor]

31. It already exists: it's called Hannidate

For everyone in the shallow end of the gene pool.

[Lasher]

78. No, keep them apart

It wouldn't be good if they were to procreate.

[Kitty Herder]

147. I was thinking the same thing. nt

[Lasher]

242. I like your screen name.

Like pushing a rope, huh? :-)

[L0oniX]

111. Maybe start a dating service so they can meet up ???

:dunce:

[Jackpine Radical]

136. U meen a Bran??

[HughMoran]

172. Ahhh, my inspiration!

These Morans should move to an island somewhere :D

[krispos42]

190. Moran getting a brain

Found this just yesterday on Fark!

FSM does indeed move in mysterious ways...

[AlCzervik]

10. way to leed bi eggample lady!

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. First time I've ever peed my pants and the keyboard at the same time.

That is TOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[and-justice-for-all]

15. She should voluteer to be the first to leave the country..

and return to her country or origin siince she "Has not mastered the English language."

Verpiss dich fascist!!

[Greyskye]

16. That's SCREAMING for a 'Fail' Photoshop!

:rofl:

[fascisthunter]

47. I Use Photoshop on a Daily Basis for my Job

and I'm pretty sure it's not a fake

[QueenOfCalifornia]

123. I am a Photoshop

expert... *picks up Photoshop Academy Award and kisses it*
And that is not photoshopped.

The pixels are all still pixelated - Not smoothed nor distorted when enlarged in Photoshop. It is easy to see if you pull the pic into the program.

Nope, she is just another moran on the bus to Stupidville

[fascisthunter]

200. Exactly....

I zoomed in just to be sure and no distortions or "relics" that one would find in a doctored photo. Been working with Photoshop for over 8 years now....

[Greyskye]

235. You misunderstand me.

I'm not saying that the sign is a fake, I'm saying that somebody needs to paste "Fail" into that picture to showcase the irony involved.

[Richard Steele]

79. You better believe it is. "Fail" is the theme of my upcoming PhotoEssay:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

115. dicksteele

I love the pic - I may steal it for my blog!

[awoke_in_2003]

119. Please don't tell me

that that protest sign is for real. I have no hope for this country if they cannot even remember 70 year old history

[bulloney]

126. I've said for a long time there's a direct correlation between how conservative you are

and how ignorant you are on history.

Otherwise, how could conservatives look at you in the eye and give arguments for Reagan that are nearly polar opposites of what he actually did in office?

How could conservatives argue about how their economic policies are superior when it was their policies and ideology that got us into the Great Depression?

Hmmm?

[awoke_in_2003]

127. I agree with the ignorant/conservative correlation...

most I know just use bluster when they are confronted with facts.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

154. Shhhhh!

You will wake them up... They're sleeeeeeping.

[The Doctor.]

140. I'd hate to miss that. When do you think you might post it?

I still have the 'Jamison/Colbert's Balls' pic you did up exactly two years ago;





http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1068610&mesg_id=1069821


Absolute classic.

[Veruca Salt]

171. That is *brilliant*!

:spray:

[HouseofMayhem]

160. May I direct you to--

failblog.wordpress.com

[Spiffarino]

179. Wow, that was awesome

Seriously, go see this.

[Richard Steele]

209. Thanks for that link, HouseofMayhem!

Some very funny stuff over there! :thumbsup:

[Theres-a]

245. HILARIOUS!

Thanks.

[jeff30997]

226. NO! Nononononooo!

Don't tell me that Jesse Owen never existed!!!

[BrklynLiberal]

231. Even in Germany today, they know better....

[Stinky The Clown]

18. When hat size and IQ converge, this is what you get.

[Richard Steele]

82. My advice: if her IQ ever hits 70, she should SELL! nm

[Maraya1969]

93. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That was good!

[Muttocracy]

19. That shirt should be burned! nt

[progressoid]

20. Oh Sweet Jesus.

Probably registered to vote too. :banghead:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

28. GEzuz. not the way you spelt it.

[L0oniX]

112. Talk about the L-ow I-ntelligence V-oter

[Junkdrawer]

21. She was trying to say "OF FICAL" or "Relating to one's FICAL score"...

So English is the only language that should be used to check credit scores.

Or she could be a dumbass that doesn't know how to spell official.

One or the other.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. or maybe "of fecal"

[Iris]

38. ha! ha! For some reason I was thinking "orifice" when I read the sign!

[awoke_in_2003]

121. Same here

but I am a male, and that is all we think about :)

[MorningGlow]

62. For a second I thought it said "offal"

:rofl:

[Maraya1969]

94. I was thinking of an office.

[Richard Steele]

80. Looking at her shirt, I think "offal" is the root word du jour. nm

[w8liftinglady]

22. if it wasn't Houston,I'd say that was one of my neighbors

the one with Bush/Cheney,W04 and "W-the president" stickers.

[awoke_in_2003]

122. I don't know about down your way

but up here (DFW) a new W sticker is becoming popular. It looks just like the black "W" with "The President" under it, except the pres has been replaced with "The Worst". Laughed my ass off the first time I saw it.

[ThatsMyBarack]

134. Sounds like there's hope for Texas!

DFW, anyway....:patriot:

[awoke_in_2003]

135. So another one this morning

on the way to work. A 50ish year old man had a bumper sticker that said "I served; Bush deserted".

[kath]

252. My favorite lately is this one -- from a distance it looks just like the "W04" ones, complete with

the stylized flag, but when you get close you see it says "WHOOPS"! Totally cracked me up the first time I saw it.
http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/5058.html

[KSinTX]

23. As a Texan, I'm offically disturbed ...

Yu unAmerikan peeple need to leave us the fuk alone. We are a bitter peeple, clinging to are guns, lappel pins and polygamist Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints cults.

Seriously, Texan protesters obviously make up a minor, yet highly visible, segment of our otherwise latte-drinking, Prius- driving, Birkenstock-wearing, trust fund gittin' population.

[Richard Steele]

84. Isn't that redundant?

I kid, I kid! Don't shoot me!

I was born in TX, ya know.

[KSinTX]

109. Geez, some Texans turn this state into a giant impact area, don't they?

:shrug:

[pengillian101]

24. Ironic, isn't it?

Excellent point: In Houston, a Texan protesting amnesty for illegal
immigrants argues that anyone who can't master English doesn't
deserve to live in America.

[spanone]

26. nominated hard to belive someout could out moran the original but.....

[rocktivity]

27. here's a little trick, lady

Remember this sentence: "The CIA is an offiCIAl organzation of the US government." That's how I remember how to spell it.

And here's another: "Do not beLIEve a lie."

:headbang:
rocknation

[Eagle_Eye]

29. A true Conservative showing us how to conserve the letter " i "

[awoke_in_2003]

124. Well, to be truthful about it

all the i's were stolen by those damn hippies over at Apple :)

[DCKit]

30. At least she didn't write "Offecal"

I'm soooooo embarrassed by my fellow mur'cans.

[General Zod]

32. I've said it before and I'll say it again....

Hoked on foniks werks fer meee!

[UndertheOcean]

33. start packing lady !

[Iris]

39. This could solve a lot of our country's problems!

[EFerrari]

34. A disgrace to the shirt.

:rofl:

[depakid]

35. It had to be a Texan...

just had to be!

:rofl:

[nadinbrzezinski]

Lordly, I "FILLED" the letter for her

LOL

[bean fidhleir]

191. We all do that. English is such a nice, redundant language that it's easy

[nadinbrzezinski]

36. Lordly, I "FILLED" the letter for her

LOL

[MzNov]

37. Priceless. Good catch.

[-..__...]

40. Another classic...

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

81. Thank you for sharing that. I may be putting it to good use soon. nm

[L0oniX]

114. Looks like this is a Texas thing.

[kestrel91316]

233. Oh noes!!!! That can't be real!

Between the two of them they BOTH couldn't spell "dream"??????

Please tell me that one is photoshopped. PLEASE.

[-..__...]

250. Not faked.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/mlkday.asp

[ZombieHorde]

41. Cic end rekomendd!

[Solly Mack]

42. lolol and she feels good about her sign too

lolololol

So self-righteous....lololol

[Bush_MUST_Go]

44. Here's another

[fascisthunter]

48. lol

[TheCowsCameHome]

50. Good one! - even the mayor's name is alphabet soup

:rofl:

[Solly Mack]

53. Bet Chester can spell excommunicate though

[bulloney]

150. Hey Chester! At glance, your sign looks like it says, "No Excretions"

No shit!

[Zynx]

43. Sounds like a good ideal if I knew what the fuck "offical" meant.

[Richard Steele]

83. Judging by her shirt, I think it shares the same latin root as "offal".

As in, "She's an OFFAL bad speller".

[Contrary1]

51. She needs to go back to...

[AwakeAtLast]

52. Thank goodness she didn't write "offecal"

Then the poop jokes would be flying - so to speak! :D

:rofl:

[Sparkly]

54. haHA!!!

K&R :kick:

[pepperbear]

56. Silly conservative ! Everyone knows it's spelled "OFFISHUL"! n/t

[Eurobabe]

57. LMAO

Pot meet kettle. :rofl:

[intheflow]

58. Classic!

[Olney Blue]

59. Houston, we have a problum.

[Kat45]

60. That is so funny!

What a moran! :rofl:

[liberal N proud]

61. Is that the Texas version of engrish

Unbelievable

[Johnny Potpie]

63. Just

simply your run of the mill racists! Simple as that.

[IDemo]

64. It's offical: Republic morans are a hugh problim, seriesly!!11!!

[goldcanyonaz]

65. HAHAHA

[Godhumor]

67. I'm sorry "offical" is the new America-approved spelling

"Official"--The "ICI" looks too much like the fallen twin towers with a crescent moon between them.

Try not to hate America so much in the future.

[crimsonblue]

72. "Here's your sign"

that comedy routine was never more relevant than right now....

[JI7]

73. where does one buy a shirt like that

[progressoid]

159. A true patriot doesn't buy one...one MAKES one

[Joanie Baloney]

75. I wish I could have seen her face when...

somebody broke the news to her about her faux pas.


This thread reminds me of the "old" DU. Where we were united as one, against a common enemy. It's nice to be able to laugh at something without dissent.

(Now I can sleep well!) :boring:

-JB

[donheld]

76. One Offical Moran coming up

:rofl:

[Buns_of_Fire]

77. I like "New Moran," but I've still gotta go with "Moran Classic"

Tradition, and all that.

[LTR]

85. Something's missing from two of these pictures

Oh, I know!





:rofl:

[orleans]

86. it's mr. and mrs. moran

grandma moran and the whole moran klan



all born and raised in the same lovely town



just down the street from the elementary



that reminds us to



and just beyond the speed



is the town motto



they have good food



and



and



so if you drive through why not



just be careful because the



and

[kimmylavin]

131. Ho Made Chili?

Wow, I can just have too much fun with that! :evilgrin:

[stlsaxman]

184. shure 'nuff- made by a real ho!

:rofl:

[ThatsMyBarack]

137. Alphabet! Alphabet! RAH RAH RAH!!!!

(Old Sesame Street quote!)

[Mythsaje]

87. Can I buy a vowel?

An "I," if you please.

otherwise it comes across as the intellectual equivilent of "Speke Inglish or dye!"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

88. That's a stunner

:rofl:

The capper is that nobody else there caught the mistake HAAAAAAAAAA

[JANdad]

89. Great Googly Moogly!

[Perry Logan]

90. If you look carefully, you'll see the sign behind Bush on the carrier said "MISSION ACOMPLISHED"

[dixiegrrrrl]

91. Duzys...everyone of them

[Dystopian]

95. LMAO! K&R Thanks for making my day. eom.

peace~

[Tesha]

97. You're welcome! When I saw that picture on the Chron's "DIP" I knew everyone hear, uhh...

here would enjoy it!

Tesha

[dogday]

96. My husband's company was forced to go through all it's

employee records and fire anyone not here legally... They are cracking down in Houston...

[annabanana]

214. (how did they know). . .n/t

[dogday]

236. They guessed because a lot of hispanics work

where he does and they came in demanding to see everyone's status... The HR dept had to go through every single employee file and check each one and make sure all of it was up to date... Anyone who could not produce proper ID was instantly let go... In one day, he said 20 were let go...

[RebelOne]

260. The proper possessive is "its." No apostrophe.

It's means it is.

[Xipe Totec]

98. A tale told by an idiot,

full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

[cascadiance]

99. It looks like the sign behind her could say "Texas, Inca Mexican Colony"

:) :)

I'm sure Miss Moran would love that!

[Dukkha]

100. maybe it's a hyphen for official California language

which has more spanish speaking citizens than any other state

[QueenOfCalifornia]

102. It's sort of like

She is one vowel short of a word....

:rofl:

I LOVE HER SHIRT!

FUCK LAPEL PINS... That woman is the most patriotic english speeeeeeking person on this planet.

[midnight]

103. Can you imagine if the Indians insisted that we speak

their language or not live here?

[DrZeeLit]

104. Definately... or is that defiently... or difiantly? Oh well.... Moore Powar to ...whoever

[LibDemAlways]

105. You just know she got that shirt at

Wal-Mart and it was, no doubt, made in Bangladesh.

What a moran.

[Froward69]

106. oh god my tummy hurts

I can not stop laughing... Is this the twilight zone? republicans must be trying to disarm us with comedy...

[Rockholm]

107. I Love It!

[Vinca]

108. Thas hiztaricle!!!

:rofl:

[cascadiance]

110. I think these all deserve my "oxy moran" awards! :)

A few more for the list:

[progressoid]

168. I still laugh about that kid holding up the "We Are Idiots" sign during the Shaivo debacle!

:rofl:

[stlsaxman]

183. the look on the gals face in front of him is PRICELESS!

:wow:
:spray:

the Ramones t-shirt gave him away as a "thinker".

:yourock:

[cboy4]

206. Respect "ARE" country

:spray:

Too much!!

[Aviation Pro]

113. Taking her advize....

...get the fuck out, moron.

[SHRED]

116. Looks fake to me

Notice the sign's borders.

Bad Photo editing job.


---

[fascisthunter]

128. That Border is a Sign on the Backside

I just looked at the sign in Photoshop zoomed in at about 250%. I don't think it's a fake.

I think it's a another case of a right winger getting caught with bad english skills.... hypocrisy at it's finest.

What's even more pathetic is her protesting for this issue. She deserves ridicule...

[Tesha]

162. If it's a Photoshop job, then the San Francisco Chronicle got fooled too.

This comes straight out of their "Day in Pictures" from yesterday.

Tesha

[progressoid]

164. I doubt it.

It's gone out through the newswire service, they are generally accurate. Photographers can lose their jobs even for photoshopping out telephone wires. Editors really frown on that kind of stuff.

[L0oniX]

117. It's not the fault of the schools ...it's the inbreeding.

[ekwhite]

118. What a maroon!

:rofl: :rofl:

[H8fascistcons]

120. Asked and Answered...

Now we know how the republicans keep getting elected...

[JNelson6563]

125. A new word for the DU lexicon!

What would we do with out the freepers, dittoheads and other useful idiots? They crack me up!

Julie

[YDogg]

133. sweet

[bean fidhleir]

138. C'mon, that's the handwritten equivalent of a typo.

It's the easiest mistake in the world to make and says nothing about her ability to spell.

[gateley]

167. She wasn't just dashing off a note --

she was HAND LETTERING a sign.

But if you feel better defending a bigot, have at it. :eyes:

[Name removed]

178. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[gateley]

181. Thanks. I've never been called an ignorant jingoist before.

Don't you, as a calligrapher, have people proof your work? Or don't you even proof it yourself?

[bean fidhleir]

189. Sure we proof our work. Which is why I just cut and ruled a fresh sheet

for the page I'm working on now. We pros (I'm really an amateur in the sense that I've always earned my living doing something else, but I have the skills) usually manage to get all the way to the bottom before getting tired enough to make The Mistake. But sometimes we make it early in the page and finish the whole page before we catch the damned thing, which is what I did a half-hour ago.

But that's what makes us pros, not some nitwit scribbling a demo sign: we *care* about whether we get it right.

I've decided to quit for today, because just looking at the first three lines on the new sheet tells me I'm used up.

[anigbrowl]

204. Keep scraping that fiddle, lady; perhaps you'll get a tune out of it eventually. .nt

[anigbrowl]

203. Ah, sorry, no. You make a sign, you make a statement.

A misspelling on a post-it note is one thing. When you're looking for attention then it's your job to proofread.

[bean fidhleir]

205. Oh, is that a new law that I didn't know about? Federal or state?

Or is it maybe just yours?

[anigbrowl]

220. No...a matter of fact. Signs are, after all, held up to grab attention.

[tofurkey]

232. It's the irony due to the topic she's chosen to address ....

it's not just about any ole typo.

[bean fidhleir]

240. My objection is that people here are making themselves look like elitist fools

by sneering at a mistake that is either one (dropping out a letter) that they too could make and doubtless have made, or is the result of her being working class and never getting more than a minimal education before she had to find a job.

[ashling]

139. A Fecal moron

that is all.

[fortyfeetunder]

141. I propose a new bill in Congress:

Leave No Moran Behind!!!

[Outraged As Usual]

142. Ummm, you did the same thing...

Why on earth do so many people misspell " MORON " and say " MORAN"? Moran is the Irish Quidditch pro!! I have seen ' moran ' so many times that it amazes me. And to criticize one word misspelled on a poster while misspelling one yourself seems a bit harsh. I agree that the MORON's that are likely to hold such a poster deserve a sneer, we must not allow them to point the finger back at us over the same thing...remember, it is MORON...not MORAN.

[progressoid]

151. You're kinda new here so...

We use "MORAN" in homage to this guy:



And no, it's not Photoshopped.

[Tesha]

165. Right! My title was a deliberate homage to our very original example of a "moran". (NT)

[HughMoran]

175. That's HUGH!!!! Who are you calling a "moran" anyway?

:rofl:

[frogcycle]

156. It's a standing joke on DU

People get a hugh kick out of it. I'm series.

[gtar100]

157. Ummm... look for pictures in this thread

You'll understand. ;)

[gateley]

163. Who are you? nt

[jeff30997]

228. Hey! Spell it correctally!

Like this: Who are Hugh?

[ms.smiler]

170. Outraged As Usual - allow me to gently show you the way...

It was "providense" I suppose, that I ever found DU. It's a wonderful community comprised of folks with great "morels" who intelligently discuss everything including "boycoots."

Please though understand that "I"M SERIES!!1!!" I won't tolerate any "ass nine" "liers" who "cast asparagus" at our community, after all some members took an "oathe" and served our beloved country in the "Marine Core" and I'm "grateful" for their service. Those folks know that only a "hugh" "looser" with no "morels" would "enbolden" a terrorist.

We sometimes feel "screwn" and have no "simpethy" for a "dick tater" like "Buhs" the "moran" who is no better than "Paul Pot." We even wonder sometimes if "Satin" himself sits in the Oval Office. So don't be "shawked" because we take breaks from time to time from the many "scandles" and "stickily lies" of this administration and engage in the playful tradition of glorifying the stupidity of Freepers.

Yours in peace and "amensty" to you and yours.

[bean fidhleir]

197. um, I don't think there's anything wrong with "grateful"

Perhaps you meant "greatful"?

[ms.smiler]

216. Yes, thank you, I did mean "greatful."

I'm so sorry, English is my first language. I returned to that post and sure enough, the English word "grateful" is there and not the Freeper word "greatful."

[HughMoran]

176. That's a HUGH mispelling you discovered there!!

I can't believe the MORANS in this place!

:P

[frogcycle]

237. well, outragedasusual seems to have high-tailed it

maybe the expluhnations made him/her/it feel a little sheepish? Maybe that picture was a little too familyur?

buh bye!

[Juan_de_la_Dem]

143. Poetic

[JackintheGreen]

145. I think she meant it to say

"Make America's English a fecal language"

She was close though.

[nichomachus]

148. Looks Photoshopped to me -- but still funny n/t

[grace0418]

152. I love how she took the time to underline it twice. Just to emphasize the fact

that she is a total idiot.

[stlsaxman]

186. YAH - YOU'DE THINK SHE WOOD NO BATTER THEN THAT!!!1!! en/tee

[pleah]

153. Ain't Amirika beutyfull!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :crazy:

[rndmprsn]

155. K&R

too funny!

[Deja Q]

158. If understanding English is a prerequisite for living here,

we'd have maybe 1,000 people instead of 300,000,000.

Fine by me.

So, when will that doofus in the shirt he made from a picnic table cover going to vamoose?

[NoGOPZone]

173. Hey, that shirt is 'offical' American attire!

Made in China, no doubt!

[Initech]

161. New rule: If you're advocating having English as America's official language...

...learn proper punctuation!!!! :rofl:

[maxpower]

166. Is that the textbook defination of irony

If not it should be.

[HughMoran]

174. Our new O-Fecal language

...reminds me of the other one where a similar misspelling was on a "English only" sign.

morans.

[TexasLawyer]

185. This is HUGH!!!

Luv it!

[poppysgal]

187. I wonder

if she just crossed the border, the border that is between idiocy and stupidity.:rofl:

[mls]

188. Definition of moron and Moran

moron -
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.

Moran -
Moran, KS (city, FIPS 48125) Location: 37.91613 N, 95.17046 W
Population (1990): 551 (258 housing units)
Area: 1.1 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 66755

Moran, MI Zip code(s): 49760

Moran, TX (city, FIPS 49320) Location: 32.54678 N, 99.16560 W
Population (1990): 285 (150 housing units)
Area: 1.1 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 76464

Moran, WY Zip code(s): 83013

Moran is also a surname of Irish origin. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moran

For the sake of all the Morans out there please do not use their family name as an adjective.

[Tesha]

194. Really? (NT)

[cboy4]

210. You're going to have a miserable life here if you can't

handle our long running inside DU jokes.

Because I can promise you I will continue using "moran" as an adjective.

[Jamastiene]

192. It's Offical!

:rofl:

[frylock]

193. the ironing is delicious!!

:rofl:

[iamthebandfanman]

196. lol...

while im usually the last to pick on someone for spelling errors....


ud think ud have enough brain to check your spelling on a sign youre going to display in public... ;)

[jimshoes]

198. Some people are destined to get more

than their 15 minutes of fame. The "Moran" guy is one, and this dear lady, bless her heart, is "offically" another.

[ladym55]

199. GREAT IDEA!!!

I agree!!! Anyone who can't master English doesn't deserve to live in the United States. And where WILL all those right-wing nuts live? And what about their fearless leader who hasn't met a sentence he can't mangle? Will HE go with them?

Maybe we could ship them ALL off to CHIMPY LAND!!!!

Would they be missed????? :shrug:

[anigbrowl]

201. Bwaha - that's going straight on the other board where I post

it's a mixed board and inevitably has a couple of people who post about nothing but illegal immigration and whose thinking abut the issue is extremely one-dimensional.

[Ilsa]

202. I'd like to deport her for wearing that shirt.

Why is she wearing her July 4th picnic tablecloth like that?

[progressoid]

238. Maybe she's related to this guy:

[cboy4]

207. That's imberasing

But hilarious!

:rofl:

[crimsonblue]

208. one of my favorites from the interwebs..

can't even spell their insults right....

[Chipper Chat]

211. May I have the last word?

[IamyourTVandIownyou]

212. Nice threads.

..

[nichomachus]

213. She should youse a spell chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

Ass soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Stoopid werrd. Gata gett eit ann ejookayshunn.

[Oilwellian]

215. That belongs in my American Sphincters video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5HqTGGEuKk

:rofl:

[rainy]

218. Your subject line and then the picture is way too funny but alas

if I were to send the "Folks we have a new Moran," to my friends no one outside of DU would get it.

[wryter2000]

219. r u series???!!!!!!!1

:rofl:

[Baby Snooks]

221. "Bush English"

That is known as "Bush English" - spell it the way you pronounce it and if no one can understand how you pronounce it then don't worry about whether they are able to read it because obviously they are either a liberal elitist with their "King's English" or an illegal immigrant.

[DinahMoeHum]

223. Folks, you CANNOT MAKE THIS UP !!!!!

What a pisser!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[jeff30997]

224. Stop bashing on the poor guy!

What he really means is: Oh Fecal!

:rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

229. Correct spelling is optional... hahahahahahahaahahah

[LaStrega]

234. Best. Thread. Ever.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[New Dawn]

239. LOL!

[brettdale]

243. kick

kick

[brettdale]

244. Best thread ever

This has to be the best thread ever.

[Robb]

246. I would like to give her points for correct apostrophe usage

Atta girl. :D

[DireStrike]

247. Hey, he got the apostrophe right.

That's a 50. It may be an F, but it's a high F these days. =p

[Tesha]

248. (The consensus opinion is that "he" is almost certainly a "she". Just FYI.) (NT)

[cacamaymie]

251. Why it IS NOT Photoshopped

Any self respecting photoshopperist would not scrunch up 'offical' so close to the 'America's' word. They would have centered it better, and made it match the other letters.

[Tesha]

258. :-)

Speaking as a member of the National Association of
Photoshop Professionals, I second that remark!

Tesha

[Breeze54]

253. What a riot!!! ~ And her name is Becky Smith, of Texas City

Rally calls for immigration reform, end to raids
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/5746788.html

snip-->
*pic*
Becky Smith, of Texas City, shouts across to protesters who support amnesty
for illegal immigrants as they gathered in Antioch Park in the 1400 block
of Smith St in downtown Houston on Thursday.

[suffragette]

254. Meet Becky Smith

providing us all with a deliciously ironic moment.

Though I have to say that "casting asparagus" is still my all-time favorite, Becky just made it into the top 5.


From http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/5746788.html

Houston & Texas News
Becky Smith, of Texas City, shouts across to protesters who support amnesty for illegal immigrants as they gathered in Antioch Park in the 1400 block of Smith St in downtown Houston on Thursday.

[no name no slogan]

255. Sgt D still unimpressed

[pstokely]

256. Did he miss the Moran family reunion?

last summer

[HughMoran]

257. Does this mean I am now relegated to second fiddle

:(

[Tesha]

259. No, I think you'll always have Prude, err, Pride of Place.

But yagotta admit, Becky rates right up there!

Tesha

[HughMoran]

261. Becky is special

"special" :D

[spanone]

262. Error: You've already recommended that thread.