Folks, we have a new "OFFICAL" Moran!!!

[Tesha]

Excellent point: In Houston, a Texan protesting amnesty for illegal
immigrants argues that anyone who can't master English doesn't
deserve to live in America.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/dayinpictures?f=/g...

[fascisthunter]

1. Lol.... You Gotta be kidding me.....

lol. Awesome!

[varelse]

2. Words fail me

That is one protest where you'd think a person would proofread her sign before taking it public.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Not as badly as they failed her.............

Bwahahahahahahaha...........

[fascisthunter]

45. lol

[calimary]

46. No kidding!

Brains anyone?

[Maraya1969]

92. You mean brans don't you?

[hootinholler]

132. No, Brians!

As in get a brian! Moran!

-Hoot

[BEZERKO]

217. Hmm,

I've never been given a note that says "Get a brian Brain!" I have worked at a job for years with a time card that read "Brain" though.

Yes, that's my name. Brian, I mean.

[CatWoman]

49. lol

good one, Last

[Journeyman]

144. lol . . .

thanks . . that was great. . .

[Deep13]

149. OMG, I thought it was a dude! nt

[ingac70]

11. ....

[Bozita]

68. honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ... honk ...

honk ... honk.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

74. The Return of the Amnetyville Horror!

I remember it well.

The house built by ILLEGAL ALIENS!!!

[ms.smiler]

130. I see your "amnety" and offer you "amensty."

[calimary]

169. Oh Dear God. And there she stands, proud as punch.

Good Lord.

Proud n STOOOOOpid. Yes. The Mensa crowd goes activist.

[crikkett]

222. not photoshopped?

I see suspicious dithering around letters.

[ms.smiler]

225. No, I think we have to accept that one of our fellow Americans

truly does not support "amensty."

Here is the source: http://blogs.citypages.com/amadzine/2007/12/why_we_figh...

As the Moran in Chief would say, have a "peeance freeance" weekend.

[pompano]

241. She even ....

rote words backwards on the back of the sign. You can see through it?

Mensa, indeed.

Grate thread folks. What a way to start a cup of coffee.

[LaStrega]

230. How very sad ...

To see that cute little girl's parents are indoctrinating her at such a young age.

[volstork]

129. She probably DID

proofread, and saw no mistakes!

[blayne]

146. It was proofread by all of her friends.

That's the sad thing.

[droidamus2]

182. Well yeah but...

You are supposing that she can read. Maybe some other 'moran' made the sign for her.

[hyphenate]

227. Her?

You know, I had to look again when you said it was a "she." Evidently it is, though I thought it looked like Willie Aames (actor, don't know what he's been up to, though, and I don't think I care) there at first glance. Don't these people have anyone to proofread their signs before they tote them out? Sheesh!!

[ingac70]

3. She better start packing....

wonder where she'll go?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. Texas

Of course.

[Warpy]

7. Texas, the deep south, and parts of the midwest

are the only places she can possibly get away with that shirt.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. Oh, I can imagine it

in Orange County. I can imagine it in Boston's South End. I can imagine it anywhere in Pennsylvania.

We're a great big county with enough hate to go around.

[uberllama42]

55. I've always thought wearing the flag as a piece of clothing is disrescpectful

I'm not offended, mind you. To me it's just a piece of cloth. But it is hypocritical to complain about how burning the flag is a threat to national unity and disparages all we stand for and all that, and then literally wrap yourself in it and get your pasty-white-guy sweat all over it.

[Warpy]

70. It's just plain tacky and generally looks like hell

no matter who is wearing it.

[Ken Burch]

195. Ewwww!!!! Pasty White Guy Sweat! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

Probably has white guy paste mixed in with it.

[havocmom]

249. Evidently, only illegal for Abbey someone

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/the-trial-o...

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Air Force General Richard Myers, joined the parade, which rumbled toward the national mall for a wreath-laying ceremony at the Vietnam War Memorial. He was wearing a shirt emblazoned with the American flag.

Ah, if only Abbie Hoffman could have witnessed that.

In October 1968, he was arrested in Washington for wearing a shirt that resembled the design of an American flag. Authorities at the maximum security penitentiary did their worst to harass and humiliate him. They gave him a preventive de-lousing. They took a blood sample against his will, without affording him the sterile courtesy of a disposable syringe.

Two months later, Abbie was hospitalized in New York City for serum hepatitis. The recuperative process didn’t prevent him from helping doctors to organize themselves against some of the oppressive tactics of the medical profession.

(Some gems in linked article)

Shortly after Mr. Hoffman got into trouble for his shirt, I saw girdles* made with a flag print on display in several department stores and one Navy Exchange.

*Mid-20th Century torture device design to make women remember they are always supposed to feel uncomfortable and constrained, even when they were supposedly being liberated. That liberation thing still isn't living up to its potential, I see.

[IDemo]

69. The sign in the background appears to read "Texas is not a Mexican colony"

Ironic statement, if you crack open a history book.

[HughMoran]

177. No, it's a Mexican COLON

Ass holes

[RareLubbockDem]

71. easy now...

Not all Texans. Many of us are very educated, and that's why I support of Sen. Obama!

[Johonny]

6. Shouldn't the American offical language be

American?

[IDemo]

66. Maybe Iroquois or Shoshoni?

[cascadiance]

101. No, that would be "Mercan"! ...

[Dem_in_Nebr.]

180. I beleeve the offical language of our grate natoin should be Murican!!

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)

[lonestarnot]

8. Oh fucking eye!

[madrchsod]

9. it`s offical! she`s needs to --->

[Tesha]

14. Thanks for finding that! Maybe we can fix these two up?

Maybe we could call the service "More and a Date". Or just "Date your Cuz".

Tesha

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Probably mother and son anyway, so no need to change last names

[Elidor]

31. It already exists: it's called Hannidate

For everyone in the shallow end of the gene pool.

[Lasher]

78. No, keep them apart

It wouldn't be good if they were to procreate.

[Kitty Herder]

147. I was thinking the same thing. nt

[Lasher]

242. I like your screen name.

Like pushing a rope, huh?

[L0oniX]

111. Maybe start a dating service so they can meet up ???

[Jackpine Radical]

136. U meen a Bran??

[HughMoran]

172. Ahhh, my inspiration!

These Morans should move to an island somewhere

[krispos42]

190. Moran getting a brain

Found this just yesterday on Fark!

FSM does indeed move in mysterious ways...

[AlCzervik]

10. way to leed bi eggample lady!

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. First time I've ever peed my pants and the keyboard at the same time.

That is TOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[and-justice-for-all]

15. She should voluteer to be the first to leave the country..

and return to her country or origin siince she "Has not mastered the English language."

Verpiss dich fascist!!

[Greyskye]

16. That's SCREAMING for a 'Fail' Photoshop!

[fascisthunter]

47. I Use Photoshop on a Daily Basis for my Job

and I'm pretty sure it's not a fake

[QueenOfCalifornia]

123. I am a Photoshop

expert... *picks up Photoshop Academy Award and kisses it*
And that is not photoshopped.

The pixels are all still pixelated - Not smoothed nor distorted when enlarged in Photoshop. It is easy to see if you pull the pic into the program.

Nope, she is just another moran on the bus to Stupidville

[fascisthunter]

200. Exactly....

I zoomed in just to be sure and no distortions or "relics" that one would find in a doctored photo. Been working with Photoshop for over 8 years now....

[Greyskye]

235. You misunderstand me.

I'm not saying that the sign is a fake, I'm saying that somebody needs to paste "Fail" into that picture to showcase the irony involved.

[Richard Steele]

79. You better believe it is. "Fail" is the theme of my upcoming PhotoEssay:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

115. dicksteele

I love the pic - I may steal it for my blog!

[awoke_in_2003]

119. Please don't tell me

that that protest sign is for real. I have no hope for this country if they cannot even remember 70 year old history

[bulloney]

126. I've said for a long time there's a direct correlation between how conservative you are

and how ignorant you are on history.

Otherwise, how could conservatives look at you in the eye and give arguments for Reagan that are nearly polar opposites of what he actually did in office?

How could conservatives argue about how their economic policies are superior when it was their policies and ideology that got us into the Great Depression?

Hmmm?

[awoke_in_2003]

127. I agree with the ignorant/conservative correlation...

most I know just use bluster when they are confronted with facts.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

154. Shhhhh!

You will wake them up... They're sleeeeeeping.

[The Doctor.]

140. I'd hate to miss that. When do you think you might post it?

I still have the 'Jamison/Colbert's Balls' pic you did up exactly two years ago;





http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...


Absolute classic.

[Veruca Salt]

171. That is *brilliant*!

[HouseofMayhem]

160. May I direct you to--

failblog.wordpress.com

[Spiffarino]

179. Wow, that was awesome

Seriously, go see this.

[Richard Steele]

209. Thanks for that link, HouseofMayhem!

Some very funny stuff over there!

[Theres-a]

245. HILARIOUS!

Thanks.

[jeff30997]

226. NO! Nononononooo!

Don't tell me that Jesse Owen never existed!!!

[BrklynLiberal]

231. Even in Germany today, they know better....

[Stinky The Clown]

18. When hat size and IQ converge, this is what you get.

[Richard Steele]

82. My advice: if her IQ ever hits 70, she should SELL! nm

[Maraya1969]

93. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That was good!

[Muttocracy]

19. That shirt should be burned! nt

[progressoid]

20. Oh Sweet Jesus.

Probably registered to vote too.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

28. GEzuz. not the way you spelt it.

[L0oniX]

112. Talk about the L-ow I-ntelligence V-oter

[Junkdrawer]

21. She was trying to say "OF FICAL" or "Relating to one's FICAL score"...

So English is the only language that should be used to check credit scores.

Or she could be a dumbass that doesn't know how to spell official.

One or the other.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. or maybe "of fecal"

[Iris]

38. ha! ha! For some reason I was thinking "orifice" when I read the sign!

[awoke_in_2003]

121. Same here

but I am a male, and that is all we think about

[MorningGlow]

62. For a second I thought it said "offal"

[Maraya1969]

94. I was thinking of an office.

[Richard Steele]

80. Looking at her shirt, I think "offal" is the root word du jour. nm

[w8liftinglady]

22. if it wasn't Houston,I'd say that was one of my neighbors

the one with Bush/Cheney,W04 and "W-the president" stickers.

[awoke_in_2003]

122. I don't know about down your way

but up here (DFW) a new W sticker is becoming popular. It looks just like the black "W" with "The President" under it, except the pres has been replaced with "The Worst". Laughed my ass off the first time I saw it.

[ThatsMyBarack]

134. Sounds like there's hope for Texas!

DFW, anyway....

[awoke_in_2003]

135. So another one this morning

on the way to work. A 50ish year old man had a bumper sticker that said "I served; Bush deserted".

[kath]

252. My favorite lately is this one -- from a distance it looks just like the "W04" ones, complete with

the stylized flag, but when you get close you see it says "WHOOPS"! Totally cracked me up the first time I saw it.
http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/5058.html

[KSinTX]

23. As a Texan, I'm offically disturbed ...

Yu unAmerikan peeple need to leave us the fuk alone. We are a bitter peeple, clinging to are guns, lappel pins and polygamist Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints cults.

Seriously, Texan protesters obviously make up a minor, yet highly visible, segment of our otherwise latte-drinking, Prius- driving, Birkenstock-wearing, trust fund gittin' population.

[Richard Steele]

84. Isn't that redundant?

I kid, I kid! Don't shoot me!

I was born in TX, ya know.

[KSinTX]

109. Geez, some Texans turn this state into a giant impact area, don't they?

[pengillian101]

24. Ironic, isn't it?

Excellent point: In Houston, a Texan protesting amnesty for illegal
immigrants argues that anyone who can't master English doesn't
deserve to live in America.

[spanone]

26. nominated hard to belive someout could out moran the original but.....

[rocktivity]

27. here's a little trick, lady

Remember this sentence: "The CIA is an offiCIAl organzation of the US government." That's how I remember how to spell it.

And here's another: "Do not beLIEve a lie."


rocknation

[Eagle_Eye]

29. A true Conservative showing us how to conserve the letter " i "

[awoke_in_2003]

124. Well, to be truthful about it

all the i's were stolen by those damn hippies over at Apple

[DCKit]

30. At least she didn't write "Offecal"

I'm soooooo embarrassed by my fellow mur'cans.

[General Zod]

32. I've said it before and I'll say it again....

Hoked on foniks werks fer meee!

[UndertheOcean]

33. start packing lady !

[Iris]

39. This could solve a lot of our country's problems!

[EFerrari]

34. A disgrace to the shirt.

[depakid]

35. It had to be a Texan...

just had to be!

[nadinbrzezinski]

Lordly, I "FILLED" the letter for her

LOL

[bean fidhleir]

191. We all do that. English is such a nice, redundant language that it's easy

[nadinbrzezinski]

36. Lordly, I "FILLED" the letter for her

LOL

[MzNov]

37. Priceless. Good catch.

[-..__...]

40. Another classic...

[Richard Steele]

81. Thank you for sharing that. I may be putting it to good use soon. nm

[L0oniX]

114. Looks like this is a Texas thing.

[kestrel91316]

233. Oh noes!!!! That can't be real!

Between the two of them they BOTH couldn't spell "dream"??????

Please tell me that one is photoshopped. PLEASE.

[-..__...]

250. Not faked.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/mlkday.asp

[ZombieHorde]

41. Cic end rekomendd!

[Solly Mack]

42. lolol and she feels good about her sign too

lolololol

So self-righteous....lololol

[Bush_MUST_Go]

44. Here's another

[fascisthunter]

48. lol

[TheCowsCameHome]

50. Good one! - even the mayor's name is alphabet soup

[Solly Mack]

53. Bet Chester can spell excommunicate though

[bulloney]

150. Hey Chester! At glance, your sign looks like it says, "No Excretions"

No shit!

[Zynx]

43. Sounds like a good ideal if I knew what the fuck "offical" meant.

[Richard Steele]

83. Judging by her shirt, I think it shares the same latin root as "offal".

As in, "She's an OFFAL bad speller".

[Contrary1]

51. She needs to go back to...

[AwakeAtLast]

52. Thank goodness she didn't write "offecal"

Then the poop jokes would be flying - so to speak!

[Sparkly]

54. haHA!!!

K&R

[pepperbear]

56. Silly conservative ! Everyone knows it's spelled "OFFISHUL"! n/t