I think we finally got Bush in a sex scandal! Caption this!!

[satireV]

[LynzM]

1. Um, WTF?

[satireV]

17. Did I forget the REAL caption? :)

President Bush holds up a pair of swimming trunks presented to him by the Auburn University Women's Swimming and Diving Team as Crystal Langhorne, the captain of the University of Maryland women's basketball team, looks on during an event honoring 2005 and 2006 NCAA athletic champions on the South Lawn of the White House. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
(April 06, 2006)

[Bucky]

28. Those are for HIM to wear? Ew.

[AllegroRondo]

31. Is that what prompted the "speedo" remark last week?

in Mexico?

[Generic Other]

37. Pic of him wearing the speedos?

[myrna minx]

2. ?!?

[electropop]

3. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, Over.

[Crazy Dave]

4. Laura's?

[Dhalgren]

5. "Mr. Gannon, "Baldy", heh, heh. I believe these belong to you."

[TAPat]

6. OMG!!1!!11 This Is HUGH!!1!!1!!

It's a Speedo, huh?

[Deep13]

7. "...a snug fit and no leaks!"

[Deep13]

8. Who left these in my bathroom?

[Deep13]

9. I accidentally took Condi's luggage....

That explains the clamps in my overnight bag!

[IChing]

10. "See, there is no sperm residue on my underwear unlike Clinton's

Notorious Blue dress.

My underwear is used for my homeland security (black ops) operations and besides I look good in black underwear."

[jojo54]

11. "Laura likes it when I put these on and prance around the bed"

(snark, snicker, snark)

[Hand]

19. Ack...

I actually shuddered reading that. The horror... the horror...

[JStuart]

12. caption

I don't swim in Speedo's but thanks for the gift. Where's the big "W" logo?

[myrna minx]

13. Or *cringe* the Official Seal of the Office of the President of the

United States. He has the seal printed on *everything* even guitars and cowboy boots. *shudder*.

[On the Road]

14. Hey, I Was Just Singin' That.....

"Meet Me With Your Black Drawers On"

[Number9Dream]

15. Explanation of photo, please...

Haven't seen that one... when, where, who, etc?

[tanyev]

16. Some PR flak didn't think that photo op all the way through.

What is the context, anyway?

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[Hubert Flottz]

18. "And these are all that's left of Osama Bin Laden's number 2 man

whom we nuked at a spring El Quieda weddin' just last week, near Solder City, of Wuzz that Transistor Town?"

[Deep13]

20. Per smirking woman in background:

"I hope you like them. They are extra small for white Republicans."

[Rocknrule]

21. "The safety word is 'banana'"

[Deep13]

22. snarf!

Don't do toad!

[Kurovski]

24. I've seen all kinds of filth in my life, and this ranks right up there

with some of the most disturbing. For the love of good mental health, stop forcing images of Bush in a Speedo into our heads!

On the other hand, it's all distinctly "unpresidential".

[OutsidetheBox]

25. "Ya'll wanted a DNA stained piece of clothing for impeachment?"

[OutsidetheBox]

26. "Check out my new abstinence only chastity belt for schoolchildren!"

[kay1864]

27. I'm surprised he didn't sniff them on-camera

And then expect everyone to think it was funny.

[OutsidetheBox]

29. "I had sex with Condi and all I got was this lousy napkin!"

[TrogL]

30. Speedos!

[immoderate]

32. "If I give you back your panties...

...will you promise not to beat the shit out of me?"

--IMM

[sheelz]

33. "Bet you can't find one straight hair"

[hopeisaplace]

34. DHS found out THESE are what my mother was looking for

see this thread to "get it" (it's really funny)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[CAG]

35. Brokeback Whitehouse

[Jade Fox]

36. "Are these Pleather?"

What a bizarre present. Maybe the explains that young woman's smile.