Oh.My.God. (PIC - 2.0)

President Bush, right, and Speaker of
the House Rep. Dennis Hastert, R-Ill.,
receive a tour Cabot Microelectronics
Corporation, Friday, July 7, 2006, in
Aurora, Ill. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez
Monsivais)

*ME* well...I can't stop screaming!

SAVE ME -- save me from tomorrow...I don't want to sail with this ship of fools! (that was a good song in it's day BTW lol)

...for this mis-administration.

Ship Of Fools
World Party


We're setting sail to the place on the map
from which no one has ever returned
Drawn by the promise of the joker and the fool
by the light of the crosses that burned.
Drawn by the promise of the women and the lace
and the gold and the cotton and pearls
It's the place where they keep all the darkness you need.
You sail away from the light of the world on this trip, baby.
You will pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow
You will pay tomorrow

Save me. Save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools. No, no
Oh, save me. Save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools
I want to run and hide right now

Avarice and greed are gonna drive you over the endless sea
They will leave you drifting in the shallows
or drowning in the oceans of history
Traveling the world, you're in search of no good
but I'm sure you'll build your Sodom like you knew you would
Using all the good people for your galley slaves
as you're little boat struggles through the warning waves, but you don't pay

You will pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow

Save me. Save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools
Save me. Save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools
Where's it comin' from?
Where's it goin' to now?
It's just a It's just a ship of fools

...at Taste of Chicago...good show, but short.

That song is so perfect for these crooks and buffoons!

Until very recently I thought that song was by INXS
(no wonder I could never find the CD! lol)

"I was working one night late in my lab, the Monster Mash, you'll catch on in a flash."

Sweats needs the big shoe and Smirko needs the zipper neck.

TOTAL ZERO

and
Mrs Igor !!

:shudder:

Walk this way!

They look so retarded!!!

K & R!!! LOL

It's Young Frankenstein and Eye-gore! Except they're too dumb to be mad scientists; they're just mad. Actually, Junior looks like he's dressed up to play doctor, wearing a too-big lab coat. All he needs is a little plastic stethoscope and his little My First Doctor bag.

How pathetic.

NGU.

Cue the snark patrol at the back of "US" magazine. When bad clothes happen to bad people.

the middle aged buddies become surgeons and wackiness ensues.

at Cabot? Can they communicate like KoKo?

Koko is way smarter!

That's the funniest photo of * I've ever seen -- and that's saying a lot!

Or

http://www.blotto-online.com/blotto/snd/callotc.wav

Yes Ren?

Smoke and fire coming from lab...

Thanks for posting the picture.

...searching for a cave. You can see why these people do not believe in evolution, there has not been any evloution in their genes in over 40,000 years!

Can they look any more stupid!!!!

Or is it just Dumb and Dumber?

It has to be real -- you can't synthesize that level of stupid.

What happened to the photo op quality controller?

Are they going to watch Ken Lay's autopsy?

to cremate him.

http://www.pdnonline.com/pdn/newswire/article_display.j...



Reuters Explains Photo Of Bush Bathroom Note

September 15, 2005
By Daryl Lang

Don't blame the photographer.

That's the message from Gary Hershorn, a picture editor for Reuters, about the photo yesterday that shows President George W. Bush writing an all-too-human note during a UN meeting.

Bush is shown writing: "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible."

too funny

Mr. President! That's AJAX from the janitor's closet!

"The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world!"



that's the first thing I thought of too!

situation in which we now find ourselves.

she said, "oh my, he looks like a cartoon character!"

so, yeah, we all feel that way... they're so ridiculous that it's funny, then you realize it's very sad that's who's in power.



www.cafepress.com/warisprofitable <<<<--- check it out!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinky_and_the_Brain

labs...

...Mr. President, to your right is our sandbox, go cart track and play equipment"

That is THE FUNNIEST comment I have read in a long time!

Still wiping the tears of laughter away.    

through the tour.

Hilarious! Seriously, Hastert looks like a hunchback.

as the "thread that made my evening."

Thanks, bs, and all the others for cheering me up.

Redstone

All this technical mumbo jumbo.

Sir, he's explaining where the cafeteria is.

Oh, Great. Let's eat! They got any ribs?

The only two guys in school who'd agree to be a lab partner with the other one.

not nearly as cool or sophisticated.

Lucy and Desi?
Fred and Wilma?
Fred and Barney?
Doctor Meat and Tartare, his half-baked sidekick?
(This is going to keep me awake until I figure it out...)

Edited to throw in a SpongeBob reference: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

from Aurora! Wayne's World! And they were hot for the Gore daughters!

Big Shorty and Short Biggie? Poindexter and the Master Cylinder? Adam and Steve? Heckle and Jekyll? Beanie and Cecil? The Bobbsey Twins go Thermonuclear? The Hardy Boys and the Mysterious Lab Explosion? Mutt and Jeff. Chip and Dale go to Hell. Homer and Jethro. Bert & Ernie. Timon and Puumbah. Phyllis Diller and Fang.

Or maybe it's just the return of Soupy Sales.

"george,we are in a nano factory"

"what the hell is "nano slurry",denny?"

"it`s something they polish chips with"

"you mean those chips they serve in england? you know `fish and chips'?"

"hmmmm...george lets go eat!"

"ya, denny you think they have fish and chips in the cafeteria?"

"i hope so george i could 'eat a horse'*"

---------the plant makes nano particle slurry that polishes chips...no not fish and chips...

----------*the house is debating selling wild horses for slaughter

You are getting my bill for a new keyboard!!!

Their pants bagging up around the shoes; their arms limp at their sides; hastert's hair; their goggles; their confused smirks; the complete opposite way the jackets fit them; this is truly hilarious!!!!

These emotes pretty much sum up the picture:

It's about to give way! Run, run sir! Save yourself!

George and Denny ask for new microchip implants. PLLEEEEAAASSSEEE!!

No?

the mad scientist and his deformed assistant.

"Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!"

Thanks Diebold!

what the hell is going on in that pic?

when Curly and Larry get lost in a rubber factory!

n/t

too bad he didn't take it before 2004 elections

It's Kronk and Yzma!

If it wasn't for the people on DU, I'd go crazy!

Love U all!

Glad you could join - especially HERE!

"The Jerk" Parts One and Two.

fashion faux pas #304
never mind the blank looks on both their faces

Sad, really sad. Now back to reading "Worse then Watergate"...

I know that us geeks aren't known for physiques or fashion sense, but really! That pic makes my entire lab look like hotties by comparison!

Which one's Jerry Lewis?? They look skeert.

n/t

the big one.