rush is explaining it all right now

[knowbody0]

if ya wanna giggle along with me

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Feed the cube rats! What's his explanation?

[knowbody0]

6. bob doyle's luggage

he is attempting humor. falling flat. voice quivering. really talking fast.

[Norquist Nemesis]

8. Bob Dole! Blue Pill Bob!

[Marie26]

2. Could you also explain it all? nt

[Roland99]

9. Yes, any word on what he's actually saying?

[knowbody0]

12. he appears to be extremely hyper

talking about a 15 minute meeting with GWB. karl rove walked in. (brilliant and well informed) he is in awe of KKKarl. tony snow was there. the "24" gang was there to sign autographs.

spent an hour with rove. had a great time on his trip. now he says 2 hours with rove.

he's all over the place. im laughing too hard.

[Norquist Nemesis]

18. There? As in the Dominican Republic?

He is seriously claiming he had a secret meeting with Bush and Rove? :popcorn:

[SoCalDem]

21. Poppy Bush hangs out in the Dominican republic at some fancy-schmancy

estate.. Perhaps the gang was all there planning their next terrrrra attack on the US :) Terror-The Election Edition

[Norquist Nemesis]

25. Good point!

[lpbk2713]

30. He completely forgot about taking a commercial break.

His (alleged) mind must be somewhere else.


And he is stammering and stuttering and loses focus on the topic under discussion.


Bad combination. He's nervous and he's still high.





A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3. details!

Pretty please

[IChing]

4. No thanks I don't want morning sickness

even though I'm not pregnant or a woman.

He will just lie anyway.

[KurtNYC]

5. Here is the math as I see it: he takes Oxycontin and Viagra

therefore he is an insensitive prick.

[C_U_L8R]

11. good one !

[InternalDialogue]

13. giggle, snort

:spray:

[madokie]

27. you pretty good with math ain't ya

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[skids]

40. If only I could rate up comments...

:rofl:

[rucky]

47. Leno needs to see that one.

not like you can say that on TV

can you?

[calimary]

49. VERY good!

It appears you have an excellent grasp on math.

[grytpype]

7. Why did he have Viagra with him on that trip?

Was he traveling with his wife? If not, what was the Viagra for?

[SoCalDem]

17. He's divorced (for the 3rd time)

It is funny though.. The LAST thing any guy would want known, is that he needs "help" in the sex department...Guys suffer in silence, sometimes for years, because they are too shy to even tell their DOCTOR they need help, so I bet ole Rushbo is livid to have the whole world know that his equipment is less than excellent :)

[stanwyck]

23. Is he married? n/t

[benddem]

35. no he's been

divorced from wife #3 for some time. Last he was hooked up with Daryn Kagn and they aren't together.
Wonder what the wingnut's will have to say. Sex out of marriage...Heaven forbid.

[zulchzulu]

10. It's hard work....yuck!

Karma is slowing leaking its acid on this fat fuckshit...yay!!!

[Divernan]

14. A new, softer Rush, since they took his pills away!

nt

[ComerPerro]

42. LMAO

[diamondsndust]

15. how can we giggle along with you with no info??

'splain Lucy!

[knowbody0]

22. i wish i could

explain. he talks so fast. and he was all over the place name dropping, ass kissing, wonderful trip blah blah. sorry, i cannot take it any more.

[UTUSN]

16. "I had a GREAT time in the Dom.Repub.I wish I could tell you about it."

I missed the first 15 minutes. Where I came in he has been going on and on about how he visited the White House, met alone with Shrub for 15 minutes, had two separate hours with KKKarl. How KKKarl rambles on and on about the history of the White House mess room, how KKKarl admires McKINLEY, that KKKarl is BRILLIANT just BRILLIANT, yaps on and on without stuttering or losing his train of thought and WORKS while hosting!1

[IChing]

24. Sounds like he is on drugs again for the "Brazilian-ith" time.

Uppers and painkillers.

The poor bastard in florida that did the same thing as Rush got prison time.

[tandot]

31. a 15 minute Viagra meeting with Bush and 2 two-hour sessions with Karl?

Wow. Wouldn't you think that he would spend more time pleasing the President? Just asking :evilgrin:

[itzamirakul]

46. Maybe this was the bj that so many Dems are praying that he

will get so we can impeach him.

Poor Rush...He can no longer cut the mustard but maybe he can still lick the lid.

[fishnfla]

19. The Viagra was for Rove from the sound of things

the chimp just watched and took pics.

[knowbody0]

26. that's how i heard it as well.

man oh man, i really hope jon stewart picks this crap up tonight

[gumby]

20. He started off with the Bob Dole joke.

Then he talked about his trip to DC, visiting the Supreme Court with Thomas, eating at the White House and hanging out in KKKarl Rove's office.

Nice day for an "entertainer."

[UTUSN]

28. "80% of NYT readers are jihadists, they're helping the terrorists." n/t

[UTUSN]

29. "Be back w the news of the day & what I think about it, why you're here"

[RedStateShame]

32. So this is the "comedian Rush Limbaugh"

That Olberman kept referring to last night?

[gumby]

33. Attacking the New York Times.

'Your sleeper cell can sleep tonight' because they read the NYT.

What an utterly disgusting Pig.

BTW, they have high speed internet DR. Pigman called something like a 'boy's night out.'

[sabbat hunter]

34. where can i listen to his

bs over the computer without paying for it?

[lpbk2713]

38. Here's a link if you have the stomach for it ....

Link: http://www.970wfla.com/main.html


Click "Listen Live" at the WFLA 970 banner at the top of the page.



Disclaimer: Don't blame me, you asked for it.

:eyes:

[Nickster]

48. Holy Crap! My brain hurts listening to this idiot. Why did I click on your

link? Why? *sob*

[AngryOldDem]

36. As the hole he digs gets deeper....

Rush, just shut the hell up.

[Breeze54]

37. No,no,no!

Let him dig! :evilgrin:

[bigscott]

39. i know a few gays

that take viagra because it makes for intense long-lasting sexual experiences - they dont need any help at all in the ED department but the erections are much more intense on viagra (a friend swears that he can go all night and into the next day - claims he is like a teenage with his other half)

[Roon]

44. When viagra came out, I was like: Oh gawd!!!

The queers are gonna love this!!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

41. he just said he got the pills at the clinton library gift shop!

[BiggJawn]

43. "Folks, it was all just a little mis-understanding..."

"...the Customs people, they didn't realize it was Moi, and just how impotent...Uh, IMPORTANT I am! Why, you might think I'd be all UP and stuff over this, but really, friends all across the frootloop plane, I feel quite flaccid....Uh, that's PLACID! I feel PLACID!! I'm sure we'll get this all straightened out before the mid-term erections....Uh...."

Too bad they didn't give this story to Daryl Kagan to read this morning....

[undeterred]

45. He doesn't want us to think he's a hero, right?

[gemdem]

50. Just goes to show...

That he's not just a dick, but a limp dick -- like a lot of his ilk.